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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
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Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
- Contact:
This is the Richard Hammond Top Gear special feature with the kid going through the big house? Looks fun as balls.
How much do those bikes weigh?
Edit:
Oops. Thats what I get for not actually watching the video. Theres a new special feature extra piece where Hammond has some trails champion tearing around inside this manor house and out around and over the swimming pool. Its out there on torrent but I dunno where you'd find it streaming.
How much do those bikes weigh?
Edit:
Oops. Thats what I get for not actually watching the video. Theres a new special feature extra piece where Hammond has some trails champion tearing around inside this manor house and out around and over the swimming pool. Its out there on torrent but I dunno where you'd find it streaming.
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
That was simply stunning. The videography and editing were wonderful. That jump at the end was very cool. It makes me sad that all I do for a living is make video games and slowly get RSI. It makes me wish that I had an awesome job like that. I love the sound that car makes.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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gazza
- Minister of Weather Control
- Location: Andalucia
Cool as FCUK. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
The Wakening of the Ancient Ice Cthulhu.
2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
http://rockersnotfighters.blogspot.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
I know I've put this up before, but it's still rad as fuck.
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"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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problemaddict
- Captain of the UTMC Fighter Squadron
- Location: hatfield, PA
- Contact:
There's a handful of Ken Block vids on the Y'tubez. They are all pretty awesome.
I still don't understand the spin at the 4:00 mark. I don't get how that's possible w/ a 4wd car. Its fuckin' sick, though...
The latest was this one w/ Mattrax:
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I still don't understand the spin at the 4:00 mark. I don't get how that's possible w/ a 4wd car. Its fuckin' sick, though...
The latest was this one w/ Mattrax:
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Indeed! Thanks for the post! That made my day!Jonny wrote:Fucking brilliant, man!
That jump at the end... couldn't believe they'd make it.
Gave me the happy giggles that did.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
I love the slow-mo of Captains eyes getting wider over the jump...
This guy is very talented, I was glued to computer for hours when I first found his site...
http://www.kenblockracing.com/
This guy is very talented, I was glued to computer for hours when I first found his site...
http://www.kenblockracing.com/
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
The way the motorcycle was bouncing and bobbing along beside the car reminded me of the way Dolphins and Porpoises used to swim in the wake of our ship.
That was an amazing video. Thanks.
That was an amazing video. Thanks.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
You'll have to crank your volume wide open to hear this one, but it's pretty funny.
http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/new-se ... aign=video
http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/new-se ... aign=video
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
- Contact:
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