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rc26
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Overdoing it on T'giving.

Post by rc26 » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:26 am

I won't over do it with bird consumption. I will not view any football games. I will not take a nap.

Actually, I plan to walk a piece of property with my dad today searching for corner pegs. Should be a good way to burn off some turkey.


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Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:38 am

WTF? Why do you hate America? Overindulgence on this most Holy of All Days is the very foundation of why we keep this tradition alive! Do your part!
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Post by wheezy e » Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:47 am

my favorite thanksgiving memory is of being hit in the face with a football. I was about ten and so full of Turkey, etc that I couldn't move. I just stood there watching the ball coming at me unable to do anything about it. Then I was flat on the ground thinking "hey, this is way better lying down."

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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:50 am

I just pulled a brisket out after 12 hours of cooking. The entire house stinks to high loveliness. This goes with the turkey and the ham. The holy trinity.
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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:17 am

I'm already into the wine.
For lunch I'll have a chicken sandwich. Then I'll finish packing, get in the car with the fam and drive to an undisclosed location to prestage for a flight out of Boston.
By Saturday morning I'll be surfing in Costa Rica.

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Post by SSCAM » Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:21 am

No bird for me today but I'll take the football (even if it is a Lions and Packers suck fest). Big dinner planned on Saturday.

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Post by motorpsycho67 » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:05 am

Bigshankhank wrote:WTF? Why do you hate America?


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Post by Beemer Dan » Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:32 am

Vicodin and turkey, you can't get more American than that, and that's where I'm headed! :mrgreen:
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Post by roadmissile » Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:53 am

I plan to pick up some fast food and hide from the world, still getting over a nasty bug...

Happy Gluttony Day everyone.

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Post by goose » Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:25 pm

My contribution to Thanksgiving every year (thANks mom for the recipe)

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seafood gumbo Lafayette style (more southwestern spices and peppers)

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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Post by Ames » Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:12 pm

goose wrote:My contribution to Thanksgiving every year (thANks mom for the recipe)

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seafood gumbo Lafayette style (more southwestern spices and peppers)

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Ask Mom if you can share the recipe with this Yankee, woudjya? :mrgreen:
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Post by piccini9 » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:39 pm

I am a big fat pig.

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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:49 pm

Your holiday of food and gluttony is disgusting, disturbing and mean. I hate you all right now and sending hate rays in your general direction.

Just be glad that it's 60 lbs. fewer hate rays than six months ago.
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Post by thack » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:20 pm

goose wrote:My contribution to Thanksgiving every year (thANks mom for the recipe

seafood gumbo Lafayette style (more southwestern spices and peppers)

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

damn, that looks good goose. i din't know you could make a roux. and you don't look southern... trade you that recipe for my pulled pork... or i could give you my denver gumbo recipe - uses buffalo andouille and habaneros (the hispanic folks know a bit about spice...)

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Post by sweetpea » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:37 pm

I had a lovely plate of veggies - went up to Longwood Gardens in Kennett Square, PA with my parents to meet up with my sister, her boy friend, his sister, her husband and daughter. Nothing like being the fourth wheel on a holiday dinner.

The gardens were pretty - ended up napping in the car on the way home - must have been exhausted since I couldn't blame it on the turkey. :)

Hope everyone had a good day!
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Post by GeekGrl » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:10 am

Worked all day then had a mate over for dinner: cooked lemon basil salmon accompanied by wild rice and brussel sprouts sauteed with carmelized red onion and garlic.

Followed by lots of beer.

A good day.

Hope everyone enjoyed their holiday: whatever you did, where ever you were, and whatever you ate!
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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:59 am

Got up at 6am yesterday to fire up the smoker, six eye burning hours later one of the juiciest birds I have ever concocted was wrapped in foil, filling my jeep with delightful aroma on its way to grandmother's house. It now exists only in my memory.
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Post by piccini9 » Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:04 am

Fell asleep around 11:00 last night. wide awake around 12:30. :x
Headache, gurgling stomach, grouchy, too much late night TV. :x

Can't wait 'til next year. :D

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Post by Guder » Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:24 am

Had my first Thanksgiving in the States in 4 years, that was cool. It's a much more sedate affair than it used to be, although one of my daughters' birthday (which I had also missed three years in a row) fell on the day this year, which was even better to finally be in on.

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Supposed to go acoustic rock crushing this morning, but needed to be home with the kids.

Plan on taking my motorcycle out for some cold, crisp Zen this afternoon.

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Post by SSCAM » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:01 am

blackjoe wrote:So who's riding today? Weather looks glorious out this way
I rode this morning. Conditions were fantastic except for a little bit of heavy wind.
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Post by Jonny » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:36 am

What is this "Thanksgiving" you speak of? Can I eat too?

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Post by 12ci » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:49 pm

this is one take on it
today you decide what tomorrow will bring

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Re: Overdoing it on T'giving.

Post by Zer0 » Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:55 pm

rc26 wrote:I won't over do it with bird consumption. I will not view any football games. I will not take a nap.
Yeah, I said I wouldn't overdo it with the rum. Next thing I kbnow, we're all eating dry bird. Dumbass me.
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Post by Zer0 » Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:57 pm

Jonny wrote:What is this "Thanksgiving" you speak of? Can I eat too?
Y'know, it's interesting that as far as I know, Thanksgiving is a uniquely Canadian/US thing.

But yes, Jonny, come to our place next November and you can eat all the bird you want.
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Post by 12ci » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:19 pm

Zer0 wrote:But yes, Jonny, come to our place next November and you can eat all the bird you want.
please note that by "bird" he means poultry....



dunno if the word "bird" means the same in Oz as it does here




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