Jaeger...

roadmissile · Post by **roadmissile** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:09 am

As long as we're making people suffer, it may as well include a badly sampled imperial march...

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/RM

Zim · Post by **Zim** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:16 pm

Aww yee-uh.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:22 pm

--Jaeger

Zim · Post by **Zim** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:13 pm

On a mostly unrelated note, I've decided that the Imperial March is the perfect music to play loudly as I stomp up the stairs in the morning to wake up the kids, or to get them up from their naps.

On a more related note, I didn't christian side-hug, and that's the reason I've have kids who need to hear the Imperial March play loudly as I stomp up the stairs in the morning to wake them up, or to get them up from their naps.

Davros · Post by **Davros** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:41 pm

thrasherbill · Post by **thrasherbill** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:51 pm

Really?!?! Hugging some one front to front is a sin unless you are married to the person? That's just plain fucked up. And I assume the horrible attempt at a rap song is meant to appeal to the youth but do kids today really go for that crap? It boggles my brain.

Rabbit_Fighter · Post by **Rabbit_Fighter** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:53 pm

thrasherbill wrote:Really?!?! Hugging some one front to front is a sin unless you are married to the person? That's just plain fucked up. And I assume the horrible attempt at a rap song is meant to appeal to the youth but do kids today really go for that crap? It boggles my brain.

Yeah, but the criminal vibe they were going at with the gunshot noises and sirens is totally cool. Being a thugs is fine, as long as you only side hug. No homo.

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:53 pm

Thanks TV--Them Dwarves have more honesty in one of their nutsacks than all them goody goody ruffrider ass hats put together.

Next time I see jaeger, it's a long banana in my pants front hug with him boyeee.

Rabbit_Fighter · Post by **Rabbit_Fighter** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:53 pm

Also . . . . where was this video when BSH needed advice about "the talk"?

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:57 pm

Zim wrote:On a mostly unrelated note, I've decided that the Imperial March is the perfect music to play loudly as I stomp up the stairs in the morning to wake up the kids, or to get them up from their naps.

On a more related note, I didn't christian side-hug, and that's the reason I've have kids who need to hear the Imperial March play loudly as I stomp up the stairs in the morning to wake them up, or to get them up from their naps.

the most relevant post in this thread.

Flatline · Post by **Flatline** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:15 pm

Zim wrote:On a mostly unrelated note, I've decided that the Imperial March is the perfect music to play loudly as I stomp up the stairs in the morning to wake up the kids, or to get them up from their naps.

On a more related note, I didn't christian side-hug, and that's the reason I've have kids who need to hear the Imperial March play loudly as I stomp up the stairs in the morning to wake them up, or to get them up from their naps.

No more drinking beverages and reading your post. I like my drinks not to come out my nose thank you.

motorpsycho67 · Post by **motorpsycho67** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:25 pm

Zer0 wrote: Next time I see jaeger, it's a long banana in my pants front hug with him boyeee.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:54 pm

Zer0 wrote:T
Next time I see jaeger, it's a long banana in my pants front hug with him boyeee.

Promises, promises, bitch.

--Jaeger

Korpen · Post by **Korpen** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:23 pm

Jaeger wrote:
Zer0 wrote:T
Next time I see jaeger, it's a long banana in my pants front hug with him boyeee.
Promises, promises, bitch.

--Jaeger

On another note, RM I'm kinda curious what you were doing to come across this...

Pattio · Post by **Pattio** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:43 pm

Jaeger wrote:
Zer0 wrote:T
Next time I see jaeger, it's a long banana in my pants front hug with him boyeee.
Promises, promises, bitch.

--Jaeger

I experienced my first Jaeger hug this year at Doom and it was formidable! I come from a hugging people & was impressed. Dude lifted my 220lbs right off the ground. No homo.

erosvamp · Post by **erosvamp** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:22 pm

The Christian Side Hug is code for anal sex.

GOSTAZ · Post by **GOSTAZ** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:27 pm

Christian, from the Latin, Christianus, meaning repressed, hypocritical, pervert.

Full frontal is the only way to contact. As you were.

karl package · Post by **karl package** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:04 pm

I'm a rough rider, filled up with Christ's love

From the Urban Dictionary

rough rider
1:a condom covered with spikes enhancing sexual experience for the female, sometimes pain
2:Someone who prefers dry anal or vaginal sex, or is extra rough with intercourse

Ames · Post by **Ames** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:17 pm

karl package wrote:
I'm a rough rider, filled up with Christ's love. No homo.

Fixed.

karl package · Post by **karl package** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:26 am

I couldn't find a decent video of the Feederz, so this cover will have to do.

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No homo

roadmissile · Post by **roadmissile** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:19 am

Korpen wrote:On another note, RM I'm kinda curious what you were doing to come across this...

Searching for my lost faith of course, what else would I be doing?

/RM

Zim · Post by **Zim** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:17 pm

This video sucks, but it has the lyrics, and the song is catchy.

And we must all remember that Masturbation is artificial sex.

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erosvamp · Post by **erosvamp** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:03 pm

roadmissile wrote:
Korpen wrote:On another note, RM I'm kinda curious what you were doing to come across this...
Searching for my lost faith of course, what else would I be doing?

/RM

Come into the light, brother... come into the light.

roadmissile · Post by **roadmissile** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:52 pm

BackDoorBarbie wrote:
erosvamp wrote:
roadmissile wrote:
Korpen wrote:On another note, RM I'm kinda curious what you were doing to come across this...
Searching for my lost faith of course, what else would I be doing?

/RM
Come into the light, brother... come into the light.
Literally- "my lost faith" is code for porn- what else could it mean?

Once I used the term when I had really lost a bike key...

/RM

...but it's usually porn.

Davros · Post by **Davros** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:50 am

So, I have it on good authority, that the Ruff Riders are a comedy troupe....

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:09 pm

We see that. The questiuon is whether they're intentionallly being comedic?

Davros · Post by **Davros** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:32 pm

Zer0 wrote:We see that. The questiuon is whether they're intentionallly being comedic?

I didn't see that until it was explained to me,(in an event completely unrelated to this thread)

MoraleHazard · Post by **MoraleHazard** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:53 pm

Whenever I see a name in the threat subject title, my heart jumps into my throat a little. I think it's 2009.

rubber buccaneer · Post by **rubber buccaneer** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:46 pm

Pattio wrote:
Jaeger wrote:
Zer0 wrote:T
Next time I see jaeger, it's a long banana in my pants front hug with him boyeee.
Promises, promises, bitch.

--Jaeger
I experienced my first Jaeger hug this year at Doom and it was formidable! I come from a hugging people & was impressed. Dude lifted my 220lbs right off the ground. No homo.

If it did not include a no homo, past 2am ass grab, you did not have a Jaeger hug.

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