If you get a gift card you're uncaring and unimaginative. If you give an appliance, well, you're going to have a harder time getting laid than Tiger Woods in his own house. So, what to do . . . hmm
something home made? good idea.
something crafty? excellent
environmentally friendly? you bet
very very personal? definitely.
Gentlemen, at last, the everything gift . . . .
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?li ... 990&ref=mt
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
It's gift giving time .... guys, you know what that means
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
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Ladies unsure what to get for the guy who isn't at the top of your list?
http://www.mandleco.com/default.asp
http://www.mandleco.com/default.asp
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Vespalina
- Magnum Jihad
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
Re: It's gift giving time .... guys, you know what that mean
I have always wanted to bleed all over a picture of dogs.goose wrote:If you get a gift card you're uncaring and unimaginative. If you give an appliance, well, you're going to have a harder time getting laid than Tiger Woods in his own house. So, what to do . . . hmm
something home made? good idea.
something crafty? excellent
environmentally friendly? you bet
very very personal? definitely.
Gentlemen, at last, the everything gift . . . .
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?li ... 990&ref=mt
WTF?
Can you imagine how discolored that thing would be after a few months worth of use. Gross.
Might I suggest something similar but way more classy?
http://organicpharmacy.org/products/The ... .-.Model.1
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Bestguess
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One: If I got the Miss the gift that Goose has put forth here, for Christmas, I believe that I would be shot. Not shot once in the head to be humane and limit suffering shot but, shot in a very painful local that would take and extremely long time to bleed out and die location. Just saying.
Now for erosvamp:
How do I insert The DivaCup?
(This is a condensed version of the usage guide. You will receive a full version with your purchase of The DivaCup)
Wash your hands well with warm water and soap. While sitting or standing in a comfortable position, insert your DivaCup according to the following instructions.
Step 1: Fold Moisten the rim of The DivaCup with water if needed. Press the sides of the cup together and then fold it in half again.
Step 2: Hold Hold the folded sides firmly between your thumb and forefinger. The single curved edge should be facing away from your palm.
Step 3: Insert With the vaginal muscles relaxed, gently separate the labia with your free hand and then push the curved edge of the folded DivaCup into the vaginal opening.
Step 4: Removal Wash your hands well with warm water and soap. Pull gently on the stem until you can reach the base of the cup. Pinch the base of the cup to release the seal, rotate, and continue to pull down to remove. The contents should not spill during removal. Simply empty the contents in the toilet, wash it well with hot soapy water, and reinsert.
How do I know when to empty The DivaCup?
The DivaCup holds one ounce (30 ml). The entire average monthly flow is around 30 to 40 ml according to the Mayo Clinic. By monitoring the fullness of the cup, you will quickly learn how often to empty it according to your flow.
The DivaCup must be emptied 2-4 times a day (depending on your flow) and can be worn up to 12 hours overnight. Most women only need to empty it in the morning and in the evening.
If you have fairly regular flows you can even insert The DivaCup right before your period to ensure that there are no messy leaks. On the occasion you need to empty it in a public washroom, use a dry or damp tissue to clean the cup, and wash well with hot soapy water at the next convenient time.
Now for erosvamp:
Below is just a small excerpt from the DivaCup website: I’ll compare reading the following to watching a slow train wreck. Utterly disgusting but I just can’t look away… Yep, I think this one would get me shot tooI have always wanted to bleed all over a picture of dogs.
WTF?
Can you imagine how discolored that thing would be after a few months worth of use. Gross.
Might I suggest something similar but way more classy?
http://organicpharmacy.org/products/The ... .-.Model.1
How do I insert The DivaCup?
(This is a condensed version of the usage guide. You will receive a full version with your purchase of The DivaCup)
Wash your hands well with warm water and soap. While sitting or standing in a comfortable position, insert your DivaCup according to the following instructions.
Step 1: Fold Moisten the rim of The DivaCup with water if needed. Press the sides of the cup together and then fold it in half again.
Step 2: Hold Hold the folded sides firmly between your thumb and forefinger. The single curved edge should be facing away from your palm.
Step 3: Insert With the vaginal muscles relaxed, gently separate the labia with your free hand and then push the curved edge of the folded DivaCup into the vaginal opening.
Step 4: Removal Wash your hands well with warm water and soap. Pull gently on the stem until you can reach the base of the cup. Pinch the base of the cup to release the seal, rotate, and continue to pull down to remove. The contents should not spill during removal. Simply empty the contents in the toilet, wash it well with hot soapy water, and reinsert.
How do I know when to empty The DivaCup?
The DivaCup holds one ounce (30 ml). The entire average monthly flow is around 30 to 40 ml according to the Mayo Clinic. By monitoring the fullness of the cup, you will quickly learn how often to empty it according to your flow.
The DivaCup must be emptied 2-4 times a day (depending on your flow) and can be worn up to 12 hours overnight. Most women only need to empty it in the morning and in the evening.
If you have fairly regular flows you can even insert The DivaCup right before your period to ensure that there are no messy leaks. On the occasion you need to empty it in a public washroom, use a dry or damp tissue to clean the cup, and wash well with hot soapy water at the next convenient time.
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'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
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'77 BMW bike ad
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
seriously, I always thought peanut butter was the best way to have a dog on your box.
You just know whoever made this was like "What are we going to do with the drapes in Granpa's hunting room?" Oh yeah, I know just what to do . . . .
You just know whoever made this was like "What are we going to do with the drapes in Granpa's hunting room?" Oh yeah, I know just what to do . . . .
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
My doG I am soo tempted to buy the doggie-pads for my wife. The menstrual cup? Not so much, but she loves dogs and hates her period so maybe that will make it more fun? What the fuck do I know, six bucks for that thing ought to get you what, three or four months of disposable ones.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
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Yep,RexAddict wrote:They will sniff your crotch all day!
At least it is better than this:
Cant the ladies just stay old school? Pantone?
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
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"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
http://www.koffski.com/index.php
(Threadjack) Wow, the single most Douche-bag product I've ever seen. The man-bag made to look like a holster or "how to get shot reaching for your wallet" bag.
I still don't get this obsession with the idea that men need bags. Hell, fashion assholes have been trying desperately for years to make the Man-bag an acceptable accessory for men. I see guys carrying them, but they always look like they're trying too hard. Don't you think? I really believe that the Euro fashion designers thought that the fanny pack they came up with and subsequently sold to dipshit americans would foster a lasting adherence to this product. Apparently, they never looked at the hillbillies and retards that wore those things in the first place. I digress . . .
(Threadjack) Wow, the single most Douche-bag product I've ever seen. The man-bag made to look like a holster or "how to get shot reaching for your wallet" bag.
I still don't get this obsession with the idea that men need bags. Hell, fashion assholes have been trying desperately for years to make the Man-bag an acceptable accessory for men. I see guys carrying them, but they always look like they're trying too hard. Don't you think? I really believe that the Euro fashion designers thought that the fanny pack they came up with and subsequently sold to dipshit americans would foster a lasting adherence to this product. Apparently, they never looked at the hillbillies and retards that wore those things in the first place. I digress . . .
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Did you just threadjack your own thread?
When I had an office job, I would carry a flashlight (I have a thing for flashlights), phone, paperwork, lunch, etc. in a hiking backpack. I guess I never outgrew the school backpack mode.
Is that now considered a manbag? I'm sure as hell not doing it out of fashion... I wear WalMart jeans and t-shirts!
See now, this worries me. When I work (doesn't happen often lately), I carry a backpack with my cell phone, 4D Maglite, sweatshirt (in cold weather) or other clothes, work gloves, maybe a book, lunch, etc. And it's not a fancy leather backpack... it's a used, OD German military backpack that I found cheap at a military surplus store.goose wrote:I still don't get this obsession with the idea that men need bags.
When I had an office job, I would carry a flashlight (I have a thing for flashlights), phone, paperwork, lunch, etc. in a hiking backpack. I guess I never outgrew the school backpack mode.
Is that now considered a manbag? I'm sure as hell not doing it out of fashion... I wear WalMart jeans and t-shirts!
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
I guess what I meant was, the fashion bag. I too am a slave to my messenger bag. My Chrome has about 65,000 bike miles to its credit. Parts, phone, spare keys (if you know me, you know why), condoms - I fear the day I actually look at the expiry date on those things, spare spark plugs, a half quart of oil, a small tool kit, and four folders of legal briefing are currently found there. Hardly fashionable, mine is the monster bag and not the delicate purse the hipsters sport when cruizin on their fixxies. Damn, I'm wearing a purse.
Seriously, am I just out of touch or would anyone here wear one of those "holster wallets"? Perhaps I'm getting truly old.
Seriously, am I just out of touch or would anyone here wear one of those "holster wallets"? Perhaps I'm getting truly old.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Drift
- Magnum Jihad
Gift Cards
I have to argue that gift cards are not a bad gift.
It just depends on where the card if from.
The last one I got for my wife was received with a big kiss and a tight hug, and a giggle of excitement. It was from here:
http://www.babeland.com/
Guys, it's the one gift card that will ALWAYS get used.
It just depends on where the card if from.
The last one I got for my wife was received with a big kiss and a tight hug, and a giggle of excitement. It was from here:
http://www.babeland.com/
Guys, it's the one gift card that will ALWAYS get used.
The Lemonade is a LIE!!! - Captain
1999 Kawasaki 1500 Drifter
1993 GSXR 750 RatFighter (in progress)
1999 Kawasaki 1500 Drifter
1993 GSXR 750 RatFighter (in progress)
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
Well, I want one, but I want it to fit a nice .45...goose wrote:Seriously, am I just out of touch or would anyone here wear one of those "holster wallets"? Perhaps I'm getting truly old.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
I've never even carried a briefcase, much less enough of anything else to muster the need for more than a wallet. Yet somehow I have three briefcases, and all were gifted to me prior to becoming a dad, and all, from what I can tell, fairly fashionable. Yet they sit in the closet, I personally have not worked in an arena that required me to transport documents or a laptop regularly, but I can understand the need for something for work. But outside of work, say when one is sitting on the setee' having a drink,
who needs so much shit with them at a time like that?
who needs so much shit with them at a time like that?
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Nutty, yet sensitive.Metalredneck wrote:I carry my bag everywhere. Only two items in it, and not real purty, but functional as hell!
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
There is actually one application where I think it would be really useful. I have a one-piece leather suit, ostensibly for track days, that would be great to wear out for general hooning. The streets are after all more dangerous than the track, why not wear my most protective gear? Pockets, that's why. It has none.roadmissile wrote:Well, I want one, but I want it to fit a nice .45...goose wrote:Seriously, am I just out of touch or would anyone here wear one of those "holster wallets"? Perhaps I'm getting truly old.
/RM