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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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Homebrew pest control...with gasoline induced mushroom cloud
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
Homebrew pest control...with gasoline induced mushroom cloud
Found this at ADV Rider...you may not want to try this at home.
I've done shit like this, amazes me that I'm still alive.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... id=2243176
I've done shit like this, amazes me that I'm still alive.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... id=2243176
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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My Little Pony
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Maine
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
This reminds me of when I was a kid and our next door neighbor decided to get rid of the pampas grass growing at the end of his driveway by using gasoline and a match. The resultant explosion was glorious.
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
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SomeMook
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Stephens City, VA
Nothing like killing a fly with a sledgehammer. Unless of course you are a member of Save the Bees, or the Bee Defense Fund, then this is a tragic loss for honeylovers everywhere.My Little Pony wrote:What a complete asshole, and a moron too. Apparently doesn't believe in Karma. On so many levels, people like this make me want to go be a hermit. Did you think this was funny?
All the unhappiness in the world is caused by self-delusion. -E.H.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
- MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
It's sort of annoying having this little critters in your house, I have seen footage of the clean-up caused by honey filled walls, pretty much total destruction.
On the other hand they are some of the most important insects in the chain, without bees there is no pollination, no crops, and they are dying off at the alarming rate.
I had a swarm in my back yard last summer, never touched them and they went away, for all I know they are in my attic now...
On the other hand they are some of the most important insects in the chain, without bees there is no pollination, no crops, and they are dying off at the alarming rate.
I had a swarm in my back yard last summer, never touched them and they went away, for all I know they are in my attic now...
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Oh, for fucks sake. The bees are already dying, wiping out an entire population like that is idiotic on it's own. Destroying the lawn, the swings and putting about a thousand different volatile organic compounds into the air from the petrol, paint thinner, burning plastic etc., not to mention A HUGE FUCKING FIREBALL, is downright criminal (didn't anyone call the fucking fire marshal?!).
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Yeah...right. From the looks of things the only ones who would complain would have been the Wal-Mart across the parking lot.DerGolgo wrote:Oh, for fucks sake. The bees are already dying, wiping out an entire population like that is idiotic on it's own. Destroying the lawn, the swings and putting about a thousand different volatile organic compounds into the air from the petrol, paint thinner, burning plastic etc., not to mention A HUGE FUCKING FIREBALL, is downright criminal (didn't anyone call the fucking fire marshal?!).
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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My Little Pony
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Maine
Alright, I can't claim to be an expert on karma. How about I just call it "what comes around goes around" I just use the term karma so I can use two syllables instead of seven. In any case, he's an ignorant, short sighted fool. What about not playing on the swingset that day? Honey bees are highly beneficial, and not aggressive.
Yes, I realize that this video was not posted to suggest practical ways of dealing with bees. It really pissed me off though. I got real mad, smacked the wife and kids around, and now I'm sleeping out in the shop. It's all your fault for posting this.
Yes, I realize that this video was not posted to suggest practical ways of dealing with bees. It really pissed me off though. I got real mad, smacked the wife and kids around, and now I'm sleeping out in the shop. It's all your fault for posting this.
Every dollar we spend is a vote for how we want the world to be
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
maybe not strictly as a "belief" but I sort of believe the idea that when you act like an ashole, your chances of ending in a bad situation rise. (and the other way around)roadmissile wrote:I wonder how many of us actually do believe in karma...
/RM
like when your mother told you not to play with matches under the christmas tree but you did and the christmas tree caught fire? not strictly karma, but generally being a dimwit idiot and having to face concequences.
I think bees are actually protected as endangered species here.
I'm not really from around here.
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Bestguess
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
BackDoorBarbie wrote:
The other favorite story starter is: So, there I was...
and of course the accompanying chorus of "no shit..."
This would also seem to fall in line with "it seemed like a good idea at the time" however, most individuals never fully review second or third order effects of these "good ideas" and this then falls into what is commonly referred to hindsight being 20/20.
I see the unfortunate piece of this vid was the fact that the dipshit destroyed half the swing set.
+1, Absolutely!Why, yes- yes I did think it was funny. Anything that starts with "hold my beer" is guaranteed to be a great time.
The other favorite story starter is: So, there I was...
and of course the accompanying chorus of "no shit..."
This would also seem to fall in line with "it seemed like a good idea at the time" however, most individuals never fully review second or third order effects of these "good ideas" and this then falls into what is commonly referred to hindsight being 20/20.
I see the unfortunate piece of this vid was the fact that the dipshit destroyed half the swing set.
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'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad