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rc26
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Post by rc26 » Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:16 am

Found this at ADV Rider...you may not want to try this at home.

I've done shit like this, amazes me that I'm still alive.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... id=2243176


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Post by My Little Pony » Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:04 am

What a complete asshole, and a moron too. Apparently doesn't believe in Karma. On so many levels, people like this make me want to go be a hermit. Did you think this was funny?
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Post by Korpen » Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:45 am

This reminds me of when I was a kid and our next door neighbor decided to get rid of the pampas grass growing at the end of his driveway by using gasoline and a match. The resultant explosion was glorious.
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Post by SomeMook » Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:17 am

My Little Pony wrote:What a complete asshole, and a moron too. Apparently doesn't believe in Karma. On so many levels, people like this make me want to go be a hermit. Did you think this was funny?
Nothing like killing a fly with a sledgehammer. Unless of course you are a member of Save the Bees, or the Bee Defense Fund, then this is a tragic loss for honeylovers everywhere.
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Post by Sisyphus » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:09 am

fucking retard
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Post by MATPOC » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:13 am

It's sort of annoying having this little critters in your house, I have seen footage of the clean-up caused by honey filled walls, pretty much total destruction.

On the other hand they are some of the most important insects in the chain, without bees there is no pollination, no crops, and they are dying off at the alarming rate.

I had a swarm in my back yard last summer, never touched them and they went away, for all I know they are in my attic now...

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Post by rc26 » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:19 am

We used to have huge bonfires at a friends place...gasoline was used many times to start the fire. Usually after alcohol was consumed in great quantities. We never had fireballs like that...
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Post by DerGolgo » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:20 am

Oh, for fucks sake. The bees are already dying, wiping out an entire population like that is idiotic on it's own. Destroying the lawn, the swings and putting about a thousand different volatile organic compounds into the air from the petrol, paint thinner, burning plastic etc., not to mention A HUGE FUCKING FIREBALL, is downright criminal (didn't anyone call the fucking fire marshal?!).
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

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Post by Ames » Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:48 am

DerGolgo wrote:Oh, for fucks sake. The bees are already dying, wiping out an entire population like that is idiotic on it's own. Destroying the lawn, the swings and putting about a thousand different volatile organic compounds into the air from the petrol, paint thinner, burning plastic etc., not to mention A HUGE FUCKING FIREBALL, is downright criminal (didn't anyone call the fucking fire marshal?!).
Yeah...right. From the looks of things the only ones who would complain would have been the Wal-Mart across the parking lot.
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Post by Metalredneck » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:02 pm

Lighten up, Birkenstock lovers! It's not like he dropped a polar bear on them... :mrgreen:
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Post by roadmissile » Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:52 am

I wonder how many of us actually do believe in karma...

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Post by Sisyphus » Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:03 am

I didn't used to. But I've come to see it kind of like the ocean. Whether you believe in it or not, if you step in it you get wet. Unless, of course, you're filthy rich and have good lawyers.
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Post by My Little Pony » Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:05 am

Alright, I can't claim to be an expert on karma. How about I just call it "what comes around goes around" I just use the term karma so I can use two syllables instead of seven. In any case, he's an ignorant, short sighted fool. What about not playing on the swingset that day? Honey bees are highly beneficial, and not aggressive.
Yes, I realize that this video was not posted to suggest practical ways of dealing with bees. It really pissed me off though. I got real mad, smacked the wife and kids around, and now I'm sleeping out in the shop. It's all your fault for posting this.
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Post by xtian » Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:26 am

roadmissile wrote:I wonder how many of us actually do believe in karma...

/RM
maybe not strictly as a "belief" but I sort of believe the idea that when you act like an ashole, your chances of ending in a bad situation rise. (and the other way around)
like when your mother told you not to play with matches under the christmas tree but you did and the christmas tree caught fire? not strictly karma, but generally being a dimwit idiot and having to face concequences.
I think bees are actually protected as endangered species here.
I'm not really from around here.

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Post by Bestguess » Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:01 am

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Why, yes- yes I did think it was funny. Anything that starts with "hold my beer" is guaranteed to be a great time.
+1, Absolutely! :mrgreen:

The other favorite story starter is: So, there I was...
and of course the accompanying chorus of "no shit..."

This would also seem to fall in line with "it seemed like a good idea at the time" however, most individuals never fully review second or third order effects of these "good ideas" and this then falls into what is commonly referred to hindsight being 20/20.

I see the unfortunate piece of this vid was the fact that the dipshit destroyed half the swing set.
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