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I'm declaring Gene Hunt appreciation month

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I'm declaring Gene Hunt appreciation month

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:23 am

Just because I feel like it. There is nothing that can't be made brilliant just by adding Gene Hunt.
As seen hence:

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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:51 am

I concur. Shame the videos take so dammed long to load.
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Post by Davros » Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:23 pm

Well, that really looks like Jon Culshaw playing Gene Hunt.
I know I've posted some stuff before, but he really does a fantastic Tom Baker.
But I have 2 episodes Of Ashes To Ashes season 2 left....
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Post by DerGolgo » Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:11 pm

TV200 wrote:Well, that really looks like Jon Culshaw playing Gene Hunt.
I know I've posted some stuff before, but he really does a fantastic Tom Baker.
But I have 2 episodes Of Ashes To Ashes season 2 left....
Obviously, Phillip Glennister is the one and only true Gene Hunt, but as it often happens, a great character is portrayed by different actors on different occasions.

It's the Gene Hunt that counts.
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Oi!

Post by Drift » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:37 am

So, GHAM (Gene Hunt Appreciation Month) will run right up until christmas?

That's some month long goodness, right there.

Those vids are Gene-Jangle +1K.

In all situations ask yourself: What Would Gene Hunt Do?

I think I'll make up some bumper stickers.

Who would win in a cage-death match, DCI Hunt or John Wayne?
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Re: Oi!

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:05 pm

Drift wrote:
Who would win in a cage-death match, DCI Hunt or John Wayne?
DCI Hunt. Because he's a demon that exists in the alternate head-realities of dying cops and cannot be killed. John Wayne died from filming "The Conqueror". Also, Gene'd bring his shooter into the cage while the duke would be all cowboy's honor and stuff.
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Post by DerGolgo » Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:09 pm

And for today:

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It's the felt Hunt!
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Post by DerGolgo » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:07 pm

And you thought I had forgotten about GHAM!

Oh, ye of little faith!

I'll let the man give it to you with his own, inimitable style of interpretive dance:

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Post by DerGolgo » Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:48 am

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Post by DerGolgo » Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:54 pm

There's no one Gene Hunt cannot catch - he can even get the most famous ganland leaders to cuff themselves!!

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Post by Mental » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:19 pm

Truely epic

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Post by Davros » Sun May 23, 2010 12:01 pm

Warning there be some spoilers below. Do not go any further if you haven't seen Season 3 of A2A.






































So, it turns out that Gene Hunt is God, in a fashion, afterall
8)
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Post by DerGolgo » Sun May 23, 2010 6:31 pm

Wow.

The whole supernatural theme of the show had gone kinda quiet there for a while...I'm not sure whether to applaud or not.
On the one hand, a brilliant end to the saga of Gene Hunt, on the other hand...a bit reminiscent of various unnamed 1970s and 1980s comedies about the afterlife. Which, really, is kinda appropriate.

Now, the evident continuation would, of course, be the feature-film tragic story of PC Gene Hunt, from his joining the Manchester and Salford Police to his tragic death on coronation day.
BUT.
That, while certainly interesting, if done by the right bunch of writers, would be young, skinny, inexperienced, danger-to-himself Gene Hunt, not THIS guy:

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Of whom I'd still like to see more.

I like period cop shows, where you get modern, sleek production values and great writing without all the forensic nonsense, the coppers just relying on "good old fashioned policework".
But Christopher Foyle and George Gently and their "Softly, Softly" approach are no match for Gene's "Z Cars", to borrow the comparison from the man himself.
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Post by piccini9 » Sun May 23, 2010 7:05 pm

Just what the Foock are you bloody poncey half-wits going on about now?
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Post by Bigshankhank » Mon May 24, 2010 2:39 am

Dammit it's season three already? I finally found it on BBCAmerica again and things seemed out of sequence! Where's the fucking clown!!!!!
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Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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