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But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
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- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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4 words you don't expect together...
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
4 words you don't expect together...
...Brazilian Bikini Roller Boxing.
'Nuff said.
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(I swear, people just send me this shit. Honest!)
--Jaeger
'Nuff said.
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(I swear, people just send me this shit. Honest!)
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
I question the validity of this sport. Reminds me of an old girlfriend I had that was a soccer player. She and her teammates used to go to a bar after games, one night she called me up to meet them, there was something there she wanted me to see. Apparently on several previous occasions there had been female oil wrestling and she finally invited me to watch the show. Neither her nor her teammates participated, they just came and laughed at all the gape-mouthed guys sitting ringside. I would've assumed they wouldn't go back after seeing it the first time, but I was pleased to be wrong. Like I said, they just sat in the back and laughed about what a BS sport it was. True competitors, those gals.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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My Little Pony
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Maine
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
Coleslaw. It's a tradition at Daytona Bike week...xtian wrote:doesn't that lack a certain element of mud, jello, suurkaut or something?
This is hot...VOMIT.
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Damn RC26, you must've found a top notch private photo collection, because most of the coleslaw wrestlers are ugly.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
BackDoorBarbie wrote:Only if the prerequisite is that beautiful mullet! I strive, I pine- how I wish I could be worthy of such glory!roadmissile wrote:Pics plus divx.erosvamp wrote:BDB! This is how we can raise money for extra beer funds at Ragnarök!
/RM
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You would be so hard core if you decided to get that mullet. I double dog dare you.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
BackDoorBarbie wrote: Honey, I'm unemployed, double dog dare don't do shit- but for the right price I would probably do anything

--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
