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If only he had remembered the pee bottles (NSFW link)
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thesoapster
- Maltov Rattlecan
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Yeah, he should give it a week or two before calling her back...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
One of the first things I learned in my days on the road with bands is that nine times out of ten, the women's washroom is way nicer/cleaner than the men's. It's that tenth one you really have to worry about!xaos wrote:
side bar- are there a lot of people who wont shit in public? i'm not talking about dropping a load indiscriminately, there's plenty of wretched places (that i frequent) where i wont sit down to do my bussiness; but, if you gotta go, you gotta go.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
So you all actually believe that? The original story,, I mean.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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That dude has serious, serious issues. Incidentally I know someone who won't shit outside of his own house. Normally he's a quiet guy, likes to have a good time, he's smart and is otherwise a pretty humdrum kind of dude. Not outrageously social but he gets along with everybody. He doesn't have a problem peeing in public.
He's three years old and lives in my house.
He's three years old and lives in my house.
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thesoapster
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Flatline
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Flatline
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Don't look in the women's room at a night club or bar then. Filthy mo' fuckkas.thrasherbill wrote:One of the first things I learned in my days on the road with bands is that nine times out of ten, the women's washroom is way nicer/cleaner than the men's. It's that tenth one you really have to worry about!xaos wrote:
side bar- are there a lot of people who wont shit in public? i'm not talking about dropping a load indiscriminately, there's plenty of wretched places (that i frequent) where i wont sit down to do my bussiness; but, if you gotta go, you gotta go.
You build it, we break it.
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My Little Pony
- Maltov Rattlecan
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
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I work 24 hour shifts with a dude who won't go outside of his house. Not while with me, but I know others who've had to run to his house with him in "emegerncy" situations...are there a lot of people who wont shit in public?
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"I'm not a schemer..."
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"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Yeah. Something likw that was posted here before, Flat, there's one like it, but he's bombed out of his head, jaggin off on a girl''s toilet while poopin and all the party people saw him jaggin and making a poop mess alll over.Flatline wrote:I've heard of something near that same story before, different details. It's BS yo.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
You say it like it's unacceptable behavior.Zer0 wrote:Yeah. Something likw that was posted here before, Flat, there's one like it, but he's bombed out of his head, jaggin off on a girl''s toilet while poopin and all the party people saw him jaggin and making a poop mess alll over.Flatline wrote:I've heard of something near that same story before, different details. It's BS yo.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
No Zim (pats Zim on head condescendingly), you read itt like it's unacceptable behaviorZim wrote:You say it like it's unacceptable behavior.Zer0 wrote:Yeah. Something likw that was posted here before, Flat, there's one like it, but he's bombed out of his head, jaggin off on a girl''s toilet while poopin and all the party people saw him jaggin and making a poop mess alll over.Flatline wrote:I've heard of something near that same story before, different details. It's BS yo.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...