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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
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Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
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holy friggin cool
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
and her measurements, pet peeves, whom she is seeing, if you are her type, what actress closely resembels her and lists her movies that feature midgets and farm animals.......xtian wrote:or soon you vil be able to take a znabshot of a stranger in ze bus, and ze google applikachon vil displayz her phone numper und her privatte atress.
Ain't technology great......
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Ha ha, yeah, the Euros talk all funny... er, wait... O HAI, XTIAN AND GOLGO...xtian wrote:or soon you vil be able to take a znabshot of a stranger in ze bus, and ze google applikachon vil displayz her phone numper und her privatte atress.
All kidding aside -- um, yeah. Eek. Wow, holy shit, where the fuck is Cyberdine Industries 'n' shit... The tech is amazing but I suddenly feel the overwhelming need to research generating an EMP.
--Jaeger
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<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
Stockpile now, ask questions later...
http://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=utf-8 ... ing+an+EMP
-Rench
http://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=utf-8 ... ing+an+EMP
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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Photo
- Bacon Torpedo
- Location: Aurora, CO
So I "goggled" myself.
Interesting application. A friend with an Android snapped this picture of me from photobucket:
and the Google Goggles app. returned with this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_Explosion
Bacon Explosion
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A Bacon Explosion is a pork dish that consists of bacon wrapped around a filling of spiced sausage and bacon bits. The American football-sized dish is smoked or baked.
It caused an internet sensation after being posted on the BBQ Addicts blog[1][2], and quickly spread to the mainstream press with numerous stories discussing the porcine feast.[1] In time, the articles began to discuss the Internet "buzz" itself.[1]
The phenomenon is international, with popularity in the United States and the United Kingdom. The Daily Telegraph noted that the "recipe is most popular on the web" and that the "5,000 calorie barbeque dish has become one of the most popular meal ideas in the world."[2]
Interesting application. A friend with an Android snapped this picture of me from photobucket:
and the Google Goggles app. returned with this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_Explosion
Bacon Explosion
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A Bacon Explosion is a pork dish that consists of bacon wrapped around a filling of spiced sausage and bacon bits. The American football-sized dish is smoked or baked.
It caused an internet sensation after being posted on the BBQ Addicts blog[1][2], and quickly spread to the mainstream press with numerous stories discussing the porcine feast.[1] In time, the articles began to discuss the Internet "buzz" itself.[1]
The phenomenon is international, with popularity in the United States and the United Kingdom. The Daily Telegraph noted that the "recipe is most popular on the web" and that the "5,000 calorie barbeque dish has become one of the most popular meal ideas in the world."[2]
"Brought to you, by Carl's Jr."
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SomeMook
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Stephens City, VA
http://www.ladyada.net/make/wavebubble/Jaeger wrote:Ha ha, yeah, the Euros talk all funny... er, wait... O HAI, XTIAN AND GOLGO...xtian wrote:or soon you vil be able to take a znabshot of a stranger in ze bus, and ze google applikachon vil displayz her phone numper und her privatte atress.
All kidding aside -- um, yeah. Eek. Wow, holy shit, where the fuck is Cyberdine Industries 'n' shit... The tech is amazing but I suddenly feel the overwhelming need to research generating an EMP.
--Jaeger
All the unhappiness in the world is caused by self-delusion. -E.H.
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
- Contact:
Ya'all are *so* behind on things. The folks at riderwharehouse have us covered:
http://www.aerostich.com/emp-cell-phone-eliminator.html
http://www.aerostich.com/emp-cell-phone-eliminator.html
guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact: