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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Is that annoying?
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Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
Click if you have a problem.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
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Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
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You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
Take that, Osama!
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
Re: Take that, Osama!
Fucking wut?Rev wrote:Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attacks, when planes crashed into the World Trade Centre in New York City, the Pentagon and an empty field in Pennsylvania.
Inspiration from terrorists for a sex robot...because towers blowing up gives me inspiration to make a robotic Real Doll.
You build it, we break it.
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
- Contact:
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
Re: Take that, Osama!
He must have been quite a guy, to encompass the personalities of Frigid Farah, Wild Wendy, Mature Martha and S&M Susan, all in one.Rev wrote:Upon reflection, this is even sadder than I thought at first. If I take this guy at his word, here's what happened:Flatline wrote:Fucking wut?Rev wrote:Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attacks, when planes crashed into the World Trade Centre in New York City, the Pentagon and an empty field in Pennsylvania.
Inspiration from terrorists for a sex robot...because towers blowing up gives me inspiration to make a robotic Real Doll.
1. His friend died, and he missed his friend.
2. He gets all mad scientist and wants to invent a way of saving someone's personality.
3. He does it (sort of).
4. The only market for said invention is as part of robotic fuck toy.
When I go, please please fucking please don't immortalize me with a sexbot.
Killbot, on the other hand… especially if you can remove the hard kill-limit (:
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
Rev wrote:I'm already working on downloading you into a Roomba.
Instead of vacuuming it sits on the couch watching Battlestar Galactica and drinking all my beer. I can barely tell you guys apart.
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
- Contact:
"She is wirelessly linked to the Internet for software updates, technical support and to send her man email messages."
This should be fun for all the hackers out there! Hijack someone's LoveBot. Oh the possibilities.
This should be fun for all the hackers out there! Hijack someone's LoveBot. Oh the possibilities.
Proud Survivor From Thread Hole 64 Campaign
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-