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Possibly The GREATEST Innocent Wearing of Fucked English.

A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Possibly The GREATEST Innocent Wearing of Fucked English.

Post by Jonny » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:14 am

I saw a woman a couple of weeks back, walking with her three kids wearing a jacket with a very surprising patch. What with her walking by and me doing a triple take, I missed the chance to take a snap. Happily, today my wife was in a super-crapo discount-wear clothing shop and stumbled upon the very same, cherished item. I love living in Japan:

<a href="http://s383.photobucket.com/albums/oo27 ... 456101.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i383.photobucket.com/albums/oo27 ... 456101.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

More power to you, my dear.



Metalredneck
Largely Uncontroversial

Post by Metalredneck » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:19 am

Brilliant. I need one!
Done.

motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:33 am

YES!!


:lol: :lol:
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
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MoraleHazard
Vatican Sex Kitten
Location: Stamford, CT

Post by MoraleHazard » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:49 am

That is funny.
666(k) Retirement Plan of the Beast. Only offered by Dis Annuities.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R

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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.

calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:07 am

Hi-fricken-larious!
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

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Flatline
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Seattle
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Post by Flatline » Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:40 pm

I <3 Engrish.
You build it, we break it.

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:33 pm

We have to find a way to import a whole whack of these.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall

SpecialK
Magnum Jihad
Location: 'round

Post by SpecialK » Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:02 pm

Why assume the english is incorrect?
“Why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?”, Rimmer.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:34 pm

Has BackDoorBarbie seen this?

Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
Location: the Olde Wheelery

Post by Pattio » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:33 am

You can dance

You can jive

Having the time of your life

(oooooo)
-Pattio-

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