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guitargeek
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FLATLINE!

Post by guitargeek » Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:33 am

You fucking! Old! Bastard!

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Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

roadmissile
Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
Location: CO

Post by roadmissile » Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:35 am

Cheers man!

/RM
/Speed is our religion.

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calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:22 am

Happy Birthday you bastard!!
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

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Rock
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Location: East Coast
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Post by Rock » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:36 am

happy b-day
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Hammer Time
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Post by dozer » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:50 am

Heppy burfday beautiful
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
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Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:50 am

Go eat sushi.

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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:00 am

Happy b-day, man!

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Post by rolly » Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:18 am

Happy no slappy birthday!

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Post by erosvamp » Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:24 am

Happy Birthday!
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Flatline
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Post by Flatline » Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:52 am

Thanks everyone! Yesterday, there was guns fired at a local range in a last minute get together to destroy some paper and tonight there will be an uncooked fishy genocide followed by pinball. Good times shall be had!
You build it, we break it.

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DerGolgo
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Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:58 am

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:01 am

Flatline wrote:Thanks everyone! Yesterday, there was guns fired at a local range in a last minute get together to destroy some paper and tonight there will be an uncooked fishy genocide followed by pinball. Good times shall be had!
Happy Birthday! Sounds like you're celebrating in style. Hoistin a brew in your honor later!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

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karl package
Magnum Jihad
Location: People's Republic of Portland

Post by karl package » Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:50 pm

Happy birthday!
Everything is true. God is an astronaut. Oz is over the rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live... And you came to die.

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Bacon Torpedo
Location: Aurora, CO

Post by Photo » Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:56 pm

Bon Anniversaire!
"Brought to you, by Carl's Jr."

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Post by sweetpea » Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:18 pm

Glad that another awesome January 18 baby had an awesome day :)

Happy Birthday!
dachshund must be german for 'insane dog'

Dobbs
Barista of Doom
Location: Aurora

Post by Dobbs » Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:46 pm

Happy birthday man... 8)
Does it scare you? That I'm able to discern, what to love and what to burn!

Dobbs

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Jonny
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Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:43 am

Noice one, maate!

Hope you enjoyed the dead, slightly uncooked fishies!

UndertheGun
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Post by UndertheGun » Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:05 am

Happy B-day.
I'd've come eat that horrible Japanese cuisine if it weren't for the drive.

Shooting was a blast. (ha ha) We should definitely make that a more regular thing.

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Flatline
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Post by Flatline » Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:14 am

That was great times. Four Ootmiks, and a bunch of non-biker folks came out to hang with me eat, drink, and act...fairly well for us.

Best bday so far. It's going to be a really tough one to top.

Thanks y'all!
You build it, we break it.

Korpen
Super Sexy Skyscraper
Location: Madison

Post by Korpen » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:32 am

Happy (slightly belated) birthday!
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
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