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Post by SidVicious » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:05 pm

I had a dream last night that I watched a large meteor crash into the earth a couple miles from where I was standing. I watched as the fireball rose into the sky and the shockwave traveled it's way toward me, destroying everything along the way. Somehow, I survived and I was wandering around the rubble, looking for friends and relatives.


surreal.


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Post by motorpsycho67 » Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:17 am

Zim wrote:
Sisyphus wrote:And you got to your stop and got off, but realized you left your clothes on the bus as it took off? And you tried to run but you couldn't move your legs fast enought? Then your mom showed up and asked you what you were doing but your teeth fell out and you looked around and Sister Mary Francis was standing there with the ruler and the Coke bottle and you couldn't talk, right? Then the banana patch was cleared of spiders by the black helicopters and the gnomes, and it was all good. Then you woke up?
Bartender, I'll have what he's having.

Ditto.

Make it a double.
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Post by Metalredneck » Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:15 am

Nothing says "I love you" like a restraining order.

I've had my share of experience with unstable partners, and I kinda miss the crazy factor sometimes. I don't miss being broke, tired, & bruised while wondering who she's banging in my absence.
Done.

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Post by Flatline » Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:18 am

motorpsycho67 wrote:
Zim wrote:
Sisyphus wrote:And you got to your stop and got off, but realized you left your clothes on the bus as it took off? And you tried to run but you couldn't move your legs fast enought? Then your mom showed up and asked you what you were doing but your teeth fell out and you looked around and Sister Mary Francis was standing there with the ruler and the Coke bottle and you couldn't talk, right? Then the banana patch was cleared of spiders by the black helicopters and the gnomes, and it was all good. Then you woke up?
Bartender, I'll have what he's having.

Ditto.

Make it a double.
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Post by Bo_9 » Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:49 am

SidVicious wrote:I had a dream last night that I watched a large meteor crash into the earth a couple miles from where I was standing. I watched as the fireball rose into the sky and the shockwave traveled it's way toward me, destroying everything along the way. Somehow, I survived and I was wandering around the rubble, looking for friends and relatives.


surreal.
Sure it wasn't the nuke that's pointed at the ammunition plant? :D

Did you find anyone?
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