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I had to share.
The profoundness of people's insecurity with their own body is astounding. I'm too fat. I'm too skinny. Whatever I am, I need to be what I am not.
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Booty Pop.
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DerGolgo
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Right...so, at what point will someone in the marketing department of the company that makes this crap think about reaching the male demographic, and introduce "enhanced" briefs?
Because, seriously, I wanna see the girls wearing all that stuffed and puffed underwear actually try to make fun of that. It'll be like the circle of life closing, or something.
Because, seriously, I wanna see the girls wearing all that stuffed and puffed underwear actually try to make fun of that. It'll be like the circle of life closing, or something.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Pancake
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I bet that someone already manufactures such a garment for men.. we are insecure creatures!DerGolgo wrote:Right...so, at what point will someone in the marketing department of the company that makes this crap think about reaching the male demographic, and introduce "enhanced" briefs?
Because, seriously, I wanna see the girls wearing all that stuffed and puffed underwear actually try to make fun of that. It'll be like the circle of life closing, or something.
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SomeMook
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Yeah, they're called socks. I mean, uh, yeah...Pancake wrote:I bet that someone already manufactures such a garment for men.. we are insecure creatures!DerGolgo wrote:Right...so, at what point will someone in the marketing department of the company that makes this crap think about reaching the male demographic, and introduce "enhanced" briefs?
Because, seriously, I wanna see the girls wearing all that stuffed and puffed underwear actually try to make fun of that. It'll be like the circle of life closing, or something.
All the unhappiness in the world is caused by self-delusion. -E.H.
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erosvamp
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I want a pair. My ass is so flat. I really want my jeans to fit tighter.
No, but really... for the men who need enhancements:
http://www.internationaljock.com/go-sof ... ,7680.html
No, but really... for the men who need enhancements:
http://www.internationaljock.com/go-sof ... ,7680.html
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Badda Bing. I am an ass man and this would be a majorFlatline wrote:Great, the world needs more disappointment. First the padded bra, now this. Because I really like unwrapping something and then wondering, "Hey, where'd they go?"
disappointment.
Crap, reminds me of animal house when the chic stuffed her
bra. Why?
I really wish girls would go back to wearing pant that actually
go to they're waist. WTF? New jeans suck IMHO!
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DerGolgo
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Okay...what the fuck has become of the world when men no longer have the dexterity, DIY skills and unfounded Tim-Tayloresque faith in their abilities to "make stuff" when somebody can actually make a business of selling pre-stuffed briefs? WHAT THE FUCK?!erosvamp wrote:I want a pair. My ass is so flat. I really want my jeans to fit tighter.
No, but really... for the men who need enhancements:
http://www.internationaljock.com/go-sof ... ,7680.html
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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sweetpea
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yeah that kind of thing never really made sense to me... this gives goldilocks a whole new meaning... too hard, too soft, etc.
padded bras i can understand to a point - no pun intended - it's not always appropriate to be smuggling raisins so it does come in handy
padded bras i can understand to a point - no pun intended - it's not always appropriate to be smuggling raisins so it does come in handy
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I'd wear the Booty pop jumping, anything for a softer landing. 
On another note I will never click on a erosvamp link again...
I will never click on a erosvamp link again...
I will never click on a erosvamp link again...
On another note I will never click on a erosvamp link again...
I will never click on a erosvamp link again...
I will never click on a erosvamp link again...
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'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
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'77 BMW bike ad
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erosvamp
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Bestguess wrote:I'd wear the Booty pop jumping, anything for a softer landing.
On another note I will never click on a erosvamp link again...
I will never click on a erosvamp link again...
I will never click on a erosvamp link again...
* too evil
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Korpen
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That's exactly the reason I refused the saleslady's suggestion at Victoria's Secret that I get this uber padded bra...Flatline wrote:Great, the world needs more disappointment. First the padded bra, now this. Because I really like unwrapping something and then wondering, "Hey, where'd they go?"
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
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RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
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Uh...ya.
The current version of what I pass of as a GF said something about wanting a pair of these.
No Joke.
Oh, and just to add. I think her ass , and the rest of her, looks great. Thats partially why I keep her around.
The current version of what I pass of as a GF said something about wanting a pair of these.
No Joke.
Oh, and just to add. I think her ass , and the rest of her, looks great. Thats partially why I keep her around.
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