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sun rat in DC
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
sun rat in DC
fly out of here on the 17th of february. and fly back on the 21st.
not sure what the planned itinerary is, but i am certain that at least ONE of the evenings in between i will be free.
stay tuned. or not.
not sure what the planned itinerary is, but i am certain that at least ONE of the evenings in between i will be free.
stay tuned. or not.
fuck it all.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
in DC proper. we are representing Poland at Model NATO. http://dept.kent.edu/cicp/natoconference/Jaeger wrote:You gonna be in DC proper, or the VA/MD suburbs?
--Jaeger
Participants will be housed at the Washington Plaza Hotel, located at 10 Thomas Circle, NW, Washington, DC., 20005.
fuck it all.
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
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12ci
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
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12ci
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
- SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
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maniacles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: ground zero
- Contact:
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Naaw, naw -- that's Baltimore. Curiously, I don't believe we have ever taken a UTMC field trip to The Block (I did suggest it a couple of times...)maniacles wrote:Hit THE BLOCK!
Pity Hammerjacks is no more................
There was this one time, at HammerJacks!...............
Saturday the 20th? Cool. Do something we must.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
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Davros
- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
Well, there could be a cookout at my place. Just sayin'
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
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Vespalina
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
- Contact:
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
- AZRider
- "I said THREE motorcycles worth of Fuck You!"
- Location: Insane Diego, CA
So close but still so far.
"Motorcycles are made of three kinds of materials: various metals, various plastics, and Fuck You. The trick is to design and build them with the right proportion and distribution of these three materials."
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
Stupid geography! Why do I miss all the good stuff?
and Jaeger..... DO NOT TAKE HER TO THE BLOCK!!!
Sunny, prepare yourself for a most excellent adventure with the Middle-East UTMC, I miss those bastards and bastets!
On a side note, I never knew there was an actual berry named the Marion berry until I arrived here in the PNW. When I saw "marion berry pie" and "marion berry muffins", I asked if they were so tasty it was like they were filled with cocaine. People here had no idea what i was referring to, had to 'splain it.
As it turns out, yeah, they are damn tasty.
and Jaeger..... DO NOT TAKE HER TO THE BLOCK!!!
Sunny, prepare yourself for a most excellent adventure with the Middle-East UTMC, I miss those bastards and bastets!
On a side note, I never knew there was an actual berry named the Marion berry until I arrived here in the PNW. When I saw "marion berry pie" and "marion berry muffins", I asked if they were so tasty it was like they were filled with cocaine. People here had no idea what i was referring to, had to 'splain it.
As it turns out, yeah, they are damn tasty.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
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Davros
- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
All right, since the snow completely, and utterly fucked my plans for this weekend, I've had to change them to next weekend, so I won't be around for this.
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Okay, whatever, but what about the coke?Beemer Dan wrote:As it turns out, yeah, they are damn tasty.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
Let's not forget his famous quote..."bitch set me up".Beemer Dan wrote:Stupid geography! Why do I miss all the good stuff?
and Jaeger..... DO NOT TAKE HER TO THE BLOCK!!!
Sunny, prepare yourself for a most excellent adventure with the Middle-East UTMC, I miss those bastards and bastets!![]()
On a side note, I never knew there was an actual berry named the Marion berry until I arrived here in the PNW. When I saw "marion berry pie" and "marion berry muffins", I asked if they were so tasty it was like they were filled with cocaine. People here had no idea what i was referring to, had to 'splain it.
As it turns out, yeah, they are damn tasty.
Don't worry SR, we won't "set you up".
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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12ci
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia
so, what would you want to do ? good food ? dive bar ?
in (what i would consider to be) reasonable walking distance includes from the trendy hipster joints at dupont circle to chinatown (which is now reduced to little more than a block), so there is a huge range of choices.
tapas ?
mezze ?
the subway opens up a larger range, and i have no qualms about driving anywhere in the city, so your options are wide open.
too many neighbourhood joints to list.
i like the comfort food at Cafe Deluxe.
i've never been dissapointed at Open City, either.
Both are easily Metro-accessable.
the scooter set frequently meets at the Pug (no link that I know of) as well as Duffy's .
or the last of the old fashioned biker bars, Daniel's (but thats a bit of a hike...more a Baltimore scene than DC).
in (what i would consider to be) reasonable walking distance includes from the trendy hipster joints at dupont circle to chinatown (which is now reduced to little more than a block), so there is a huge range of choices.
tapas ?
mezze ?
the subway opens up a larger range, and i have no qualms about driving anywhere in the city, so your options are wide open.
too many neighbourhood joints to list.
i like the comfort food at Cafe Deluxe.
i've never been dissapointed at Open City, either.
Both are easily Metro-accessable.
the scooter set frequently meets at the Pug (no link that I know of) as well as Duffy's .
or the last of the old fashioned biker bars, Daniel's (but thats a bit of a hike...more a Baltimore scene than DC).
today you decide what tomorrow will bring
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
because i am rather at y'alls mercy, you all decide.
only one caveat: i have it on good authority that there is no tex-mex food in DC, no matter what they advertize.
however, a good burger place that serves beer would be jangleplatz!
jaeger has my cell phone number and can disseminate it amongst the brethren as wanted/needed.
my home internet is still down. but i'm not bitching because lots of folks still don't have electricity.
(i am currently at school trying to get the homework assignments and resources downloaded)
only one caveat: i have it on good authority that there is no tex-mex food in DC, no matter what they advertize.
however, a good burger place that serves beer would be jangleplatz!
jaeger has my cell phone number and can disseminate it amongst the brethren as wanted/needed.
my home internet is still down. but i'm not bitching because lots of folks still don't have electricity.
(i am currently at school trying to get the homework assignments and resources downloaded)
fuck it all.
