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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Butt (NSFW)
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Butt (NSFW)
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
I frequently order from American Apparel, their whole site is like that
I don't have time to look for the best rump, so here's the link:
http://store.americanapparel.net/women.html
I don't have time to look for the best rump, so here's the link:
http://store.americanapparel.net/women.html
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Ames, are you implying that you got beat up a lot or that you wore a thong?Ames wrote:If wedgies are sexy, then I was one sexy motherfucker back in middle-school!
No. Just no.
And if you post pictures, so help me I'll feed Rock a lot of coke and X and lock you in a room with him over Ragnarok. The ticket sales will easily cover the cost of litigation.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
Thank you, thank you very much. I just squirted yogurt out my nose.Jaeger wrote:Ames, are you implying that you got beat up a lot or that you wore a thong?Ames wrote:If wedgies are sexy, then I was one sexy motherfucker back in middle-school!
No. Just no.
And if you post pictures, so help me I'll feed Rock a lot of coke and X and lock you in a room with him over Ragnarok. The ticket sales will easily cover the cost of litigation.
--Jaeger
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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Bestguess
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
Jumpers,
hit that...
hit that...
'05 SV 650 (SOLD)
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
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Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Clever. I just looked at (several) pages of the contestants' asses and it occurred to me that they're all...very...similar.
Someone's filtering out the totally obscene stuff, (assumed and quite expected). Fine. But someone is also filtering out the stuff that isn't like all the other stuff. Some women have different shaped butts, fact of life. All the ones I see here are exactly the same. Ergo, the filtering is done by one person. Without a sense of humor because I don't see any dudes with hairy asses, tattoos, scars, or just too much ass.
This is a good marketing campaign. Fun to watch, but kind of like NASCAR. It's all the same until there's a wreck. And I'm not seeing any wrecks.
Someone's filtering out the totally obscene stuff, (assumed and quite expected). Fine. But someone is also filtering out the stuff that isn't like all the other stuff. Some women have different shaped butts, fact of life. All the ones I see here are exactly the same. Ergo, the filtering is done by one person. Without a sense of humor because I don't see any dudes with hairy asses, tattoos, scars, or just too much ass.
This is a good marketing campaign. Fun to watch, but kind of like NASCAR. It's all the same until there's a wreck. And I'm not seeing any wrecks.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
I like big butts, I cannot lie...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken