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Sepak Takraw

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Zer0
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Sepak Takraw

Post by Zer0 » Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:11 am

Intense! Like volleyball, but you can only use your feet.
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:18 am

Uh... uh... heh, wow.

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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:24 pm

I've got mild OCD. As such, words and phrases will get stuck in my head until I want to cut it off and throw it away.

Oddly enough, the words "Sepak Takraw" have been stuck in my head for several days now.

Cool sport, but I'm sick of hearing that goddamned name at the moment.

Actually related to what we're talking about: Those guys are MASTERS of their own momentum.
It's awesome.
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Post by Toonce(s) » Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:20 pm

Awww, HackeySack meets Volleyball! How adorable!
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Post by Flatline » Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:17 pm

RexAddict wrote:Awww, HackeySack meets Volleyball! How adorable!
Yeah, net play hackey sack with a ball. I'd play the hell out of that.
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Post by thack » Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:26 pm

awesome sport is awesomer because its name is

WARKAT KAPES

backwards. i want me a warcat cape.

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Post by calamari kid » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:33 pm

They play this everywhere in Thailand. I was in a small village south of Trang just hanging out and there was a circle of half a dozen or so kids kicking their ball around, they waved me over and I broke out my very modest hacky sack skills and played along for a bit. They all got a good laugh out of the clumsy white guy trying not to make too big a fool out of himself. Good times, and great people.
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