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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Boom!
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"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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My Little Pony
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Maine
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Bottle rocket apocalypse! That would be pretty awesome in person. The constant screaming sound in the background was like something out of a nightmare.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
HAAAHAHAHAAAAAA
That's jangleplatz! Yeah, they should've done that at night.
Total dumbasses, though -- what, they thought that it wasn't going to go "boom" or something? WTF were they thinking? Fuck almighty, guys, ya pile up a few hundred pounds of explosives, put a match to it, and then you're surprised when it explodes?
Duh?
--Jaeger
That's jangleplatz! Yeah, they should've done that at night.
Total dumbasses, though -- what, they thought that it wasn't going to go "boom" or something? WTF were they thinking? Fuck almighty, guys, ya pile up a few hundred pounds of explosives, put a match to it, and then you're surprised when it explodes?
Duh?
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Looks like they were "disposing" of confiscated or old fireworks, but noone told them the difference between class c and class b.
I used to have my license for class b (display) fireworks till homeland security went through and Kansas ATF got completely invasive with the powers you sign to them to get that license.
Biggest thing we eve shot was 8" shells, mostly did 4" shells since at that time they were only about $3 apiece. Good times till one has a bad lift charge or the tube blows out and you have that shell sitting 4ft from you explode. Clean drawers indeed!
I used to have my license for class b (display) fireworks till homeland security went through and Kansas ATF got completely invasive with the powers you sign to them to get that license.
Biggest thing we eve shot was 8" shells, mostly did 4" shells since at that time they were only about $3 apiece. Good times till one has a bad lift charge or the tube blows out and you have that shell sitting 4ft from you explode. Clean drawers indeed!
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Were that my tent, I'd ask the firefighters to just wet down the surrounding buildings, and let the fucking thing burn.
The tent is destroyed, the inventory is all gone either way, wet or exploded.
Your business is done for the year.
Might as well let everyone enjoy a good goddamned show!
The tent is destroyed, the inventory is all gone either way, wet or exploded.
Your business is done for the year.
Might as well let everyone enjoy a good goddamned show!
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.