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Something Fun... Let's see if this works. From Memory.
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
Something Fun... Let's see if this works. From Memory.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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JustNate
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Where ever I'm at, that's where I am.
- Contact:
chillin out maxin, relaxin, all sittin by the pool
shootin some b-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys that were up to no good
started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scarred
she said, you're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
(I could finish this but I'll leave a little for someone else. It was a pre-requisite for moving to this god-forsaken place.)
shootin some b-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys that were up to no good
started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scarred
she said, you're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
(I could finish this but I'll leave a little for someone else. It was a pre-requisite for moving to this god-forsaken place.)
I am the El Duce performance package!
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Vespalina
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
- Contact:
<there is an entire stanza of this song that isn't in the opening credits for the TV show, but it appears on the album - I can't remember any of that part>
<skipping SOMETHING here>
But when it pulled up the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I would say that this cab was rare, but NAH, forget it, "yo homes to Bel Air"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I said to the cabbie, "Yo homes, smell ya later" - Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bell Air.
<skipping SOMETHING here>
But when it pulled up the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I would say that this cab was rare, but NAH, forget it, "yo homes to Bel Air"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I said to the cabbie, "Yo homes, smell ya later" - Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bell Air.
Hell on Wheels
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Vespalina
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
- Contact:
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tumbler
- The Business
- Location: Carmichaels, PA
- Contact:
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
Really? I read Green Grass Grace and incessantly sang "Bitchin Camaro" before I moved. Fucking Mike Schmidt.MotorCityN8 wrote:(I could finish this but I'll leave a little for someone else. It was a pre-requisite for moving to this god-forsaken place.)
You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.
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Groovie Ghoulie
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Fort Worth TX / Bamberg Germany
- Contact:
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
I was singing "Bitchin Camaro" on the tower last night and getting funny looks from my co-workers. They didn't care for "Punk Rock Girl" either.The Shifty Jesus wrote:Really? I read Green Grass Grace and incessantly sang "Bitchin Camaro" before I moved. Fucking Mike Schmidt.MotorCityN8 wrote:(I could finish this but I'll leave a little for someone else. It was a pre-requisite for moving to this god-forsaken place.)
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
"You take the good, you take the bad, you 'em both and then you have..."
anyone? C'mon, admit that you know where this is going.
anyone? C'mon, admit that you know where this is going.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
Facts of Life bitches!Bigshankhank wrote:"You take the good, you take the bad, you 'em both and then you have..."
anyone? C'mon, admit that you know where this is going.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
Dude, I had Bitchin' Camaro stuck in my head last night too. STOP TAPPING MY PHONE MAN.calamari kid wrote:I was singing "Bitchin Camaro" on the tower last night and getting funny looks from my co-workers. They didn't care for "Punk Rock Girl" either.The Shifty Jesus wrote:Really? I read Green Grass Grace and incessantly sang "Bitchin Camaro" before I moved. Fucking Mike Schmidt.MotorCityN8 wrote:(I could finish this but I'll leave a little for someone else. It was a pre-requisite for moving to this god-forsaken place.)
You build it, we break it.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Oh, I don't know.
Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Whatcha gonna do down there?
Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Uh huh.
Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
Uh, what's the Sandbar?
Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Oh, cool.
Y'know who's gonna be there?
Uh, who?
My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.
Oh.
Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:
Oh, I don't know.
Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Whatcha gonna do down there?
Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Uh huh.
Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
Uh, what's the Sandbar?
Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Oh, cool.
Y'know who's gonna be there?
Uh, who?
My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.
Oh.
Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
No...Sisyphus wrote:Never gonna tell you lies and hurt you... ?I think
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"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Dead MilkmenAggroton wrote:"punk rock girl"
nerf herder?
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Mental
- El Asbestos Pajamas
Love me two times baby, love me twice todayerosvamp wrote:Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Oh, I don't know.
Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Whatcha gonna do down there?
Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Uh huh.
Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
Uh, what's the Sandbar?
Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Oh, cool.
Y'know who's gonna be there?
Uh, who?
My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.
Oh.
Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:
(guitar tweek)
Love me two times baby, cuz I got aids
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cuz I got aids.
We reall hope those guys have sense of humor and dicide not to take us to court.
What's tacore?
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Never mind that, the important thing here...Mental wrote:Love me two times baby, love me twice todayerosvamp wrote:Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Oh, I don't know.
Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Whatcha gonna do down there?
Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Uh huh.
Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
Uh, what's the Sandbar?
Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Oh, cool.
Y'know who's gonna be there?
Uh, who?
My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.
Oh.
Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:
(guitar tweek)
Love me two times baby, cuz I got aids
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cuz I got aids.
We reall hope those guys have sense of humor and dicide not to take us to court.
What's tacore?
Oh, you mean the people's court!
No that's another story. The important thing here is that you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
Oh, how you getting down to the shore?
Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
Oh wow, how'd you get a car?
Oh my folks drove it up from the bahamas.
You're kidding!
I must be the bahamas are islands. Ok the important thing here is that you ask me what kind of car it is.
Uh what kind of car do ya got?
I've got a bitchin camaro.
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"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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Pack it up, pack it in...
/RM
I love the intro...
Next?
I'm givin bitches permanent beers
put your lips here
and catch these damn facial hairs in your mouth...
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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JustNate
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Where ever I'm at, that's where I am.
- Contact:
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JustNate
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Where ever I'm at, that's where I am.
- Contact:
Woke up quick, at about noon
just thought that I had to be in compton soon
I gotta get drunk before my day begins
before my mother starts bitchin about my friends
I stepped on the porch and damn near went blind
young niggas on the path throwin up gang signs
I went to the park to get the scoop
nuckleheads out there cold shootin some hoop
just thought that I had to be in compton soon
I gotta get drunk before my day begins
before my mother starts bitchin about my friends
I stepped on the porch and damn near went blind
young niggas on the path throwin up gang signs
I went to the park to get the scoop
nuckleheads out there cold shootin some hoop
I am the El Duce performance package!
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Colors bitch!MotorCityN8 wrote:I am a nightmare walking
Psyshopath talking
King of my jungle
just a gangster stalkin
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Boyz in da Hood bitch!MotorCityN8 wrote:Woke up quick, at about noon
just thought that I had to be in compton soon
I gotta get drunk before my day begins
before my mother starts bitchin about my friends
I stepped on the porch and damn near went blind
young niggas on the path throwin up gang signs
I went to the park to get the scoop
nuckleheads out there cold shootin some hoop
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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Groovie Ghoulie
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Fort Worth TX / Bamberg Germany
- Contact:
ok, best guess for "Punk rock Girl" would be by the queers
"Yummy yummy punk rock girls.....I wish they all were punk rock girls."
Ok, try this
"Your outta sight, you keep me up at night
Dressed funny, strapless and skintight....."
"Yummy yummy punk rock girls.....I wish they all were punk rock girls."
Ok, try this
"Your outta sight, you keep me up at night
Dressed funny, strapless and skintight....."
74' CB550 (Pristine Original)
74' CB550 (Rolling Resto / good rider)
73' CB750 (Maybe future CR750 replica)
92' CBR900RR Euro Spec
09' Nightster (Retro Mod)
74' CB550 (Rolling Resto / good rider)
73' CB750 (Maybe future CR750 replica)
92' CBR900RR Euro Spec
09' Nightster (Retro Mod)