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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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Mixtape Madness.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Mixtape Madness.
Tank's music thread gave me an idea.
Let's make a mixtape thread.
Post up a song or music video that you think goes well with the one above it.
I'm curious as to how this could work out.
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(I didn't intend to start out with something this weird, but it was kinda cool, so wtf...)
Let's make a mixtape thread.
Post up a song or music video that you think goes well with the one above it.
I'm curious as to how this could work out.
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(I didn't intend to start out with something this weird, but it was kinda cool, so wtf...)
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
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music in caveman commercial by Royksopp
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music in caveman commercial by Royksopp
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-Pattio-
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
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I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
Tomas Haake's double kick in this song makes me smile. And want to smash inanimate objects.
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I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
(voices rude and uncivil disapproval of the musical taste of others and mixtape protocol, jabs spastically at 'debauch' button)
(edits self later)
(edits self later)
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-Pattio-
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
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Done.
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
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"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
because italian TV always had little kids singing throught most of the sunday afternoon when I was younger. (they probably have 17 years old bimbos now)
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I'm not really from around here.
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karl package
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: People's Republic of Portland
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I'm amazed I haven't been kicked out of the CD swap yet.
I'm amazed I haven't been kicked out of the CD swap yet.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Pattio wrote:mixtape FAIL
starta fuking mesugga cookie-monster thread if thats all you wanted.
edit: WAFS I thought you spun from time to time- I double-dog-dare you to get this thread out of the cookie-monster gutter. That was some floor-clearing shit right there.
Unrelated to the actual mixtape (so skip over it if you're REALLY gonna try to do this retarded idea):
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"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
And getting back to where we left off before I jacked my own thread:
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"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
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"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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I'm not really from around here.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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/RM
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
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I think this guy is so cool - he raps in Sami.
I think this guy is so cool - he raps in Sami.
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
Finnish? We're just getting started.
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My favourite band from Finland. Also the only band I know from Finland.
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My favourite band from Finland. Also the only band I know from Finland.
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
Oh boy, we got me started on Finland.
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Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce