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Don't fuck with teachers

Post by Zer0 » Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:02 am

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100224/ap_ ... hooting_24

Teacher tackles gunman supected in school shooting
By P. SOLOMON BANDA, Associated Press Writer P. Solomon Banda, Associated Press Writer
1 hr 17 mins ago

LITTLETON, Colo. – The gunman was walking through a middle school parking lot and taking shots at students with a hunting rifle as terrified teenagers ran for their lives. He had just wounded two students and seemed ready to unleash more violence when a math teacher named David Benke sprung into action.

Benke confronted the 32-year-old gunman, tackled him and pinned him to the ground with the help of another teacher, stopping what could have been a much more violent encounter in a city all too familiar with tragic school shootings. The shooting occurred less than three miles from where the Columbine High School massacre happened nearly 11 years ago.

"Unfortunately he got another round off before I could grab him," Benke said. "He figured out that he wasn't going to be able to get another round chambered before I got to him so he dropped the gun and then we were kind of struggling around trying to get him subdued."

The two students survived Tuesday's shooting and one remained hospitalized.

Police said they aren't immediately sure about what motivated Bruco Strong Eagle Eastwood to target Deer Creek Middle School just after classes had ended for the day. Investigators spent Wednesday interviewing school staff members in attempt to reconstruct the shooting, and they have found live rounds from the hunting rifle at several places on school grounds.

Eastwood has an arrest record in Colorado dating back to 1996 for menacing, assault, domestic violence and driving under the influence, and he is believed to have a history of mental issues. The sheriff's department said Eastwood is an unemployed ranch hand and former student of the school who has been attending community college off and on in pursuit of his GED. The department said he was cooperative with during his interview with investigators.

Meanwhile, Benke became a national hero. A Facebook page called "Dr. David Benke Is A Hero!!!!" quickly grew to more than 14,000 members by Wednesday morning, and his actions were discussed on the floor of the state Senate.

"Sometimes that's just what we need. We need someone to be a hero for us," said state Sen. Mike Kopp of Littleton, who lives in Benke's neighborhood.

Benke, a father of 7-year-old twins and a 13-year-old girl, fought back tears after Jefferson County Sheriff Ted Mink thanked him. "Believe me when I say, I think he stopped what could have been a more tragic event than it was this afternoon," Mink said.

The victims, students Reagan Webber and Matt Thieu, were both treated at Littleton Adventist Hospital, where spokeswoman Christine Alexander said Webber was treated and released to her home. Thieu was transferred to The Children's Hospital, where he was listed in critical condition late Tuesday.

Benke, a 6-foot-5 former college basketball player who oversees the school's track team, was monitoring the parking lot in the afternoon when he heard what he thought was a firecracker and began walking toward the noise.

"At first when I was walking over there, it was kind of what a teacher does," Benke said, still shaken hours after the shooting. "`Hey kid, what are you doing,' you know that kind of thing."

He said another teacher was quickly on the scene and both of them pinned the gunman to the ground. Eastwood was armed with a bolt-action rifle.

"I basically have my arms and legs wrapped around him, (the other teacher) has his forearm around his front and we were basically trying to get the guy to quit struggling."

"I talked to him while we were on the ground," Benke added. "I was underneath him and his face was pretty close to mine. I asked him, `Why did you do this? Were you a student here?'

"He either didn't respond or his responses didn't make a whole lot of sense," Benke said.

The shooting rattled a city that was devastated in 1999 when two students shot and killed 12 students and a teacher in one of the deadliest school rampages in U.S. history. The middle school is right down the road from Columbine High School, and is located on West Columbine Drive.

Benke told a TV station that he took part in drills after Columbine and recalled thinking that if the same thing happened, "I hope that I could go after him."

Investigators said Eastwood visited the school previously and was inside shortly before the shooting. He is expected to make his first court appearance Wednesday and may face at least two counts of attempted murder.

In 2005, Eastwood participated in a NASA-funded medical study in which he spent 10 days in a hospital bed so scientists could study muscle wasting, an affliction experienced by astronauts during long flights, according to a story in the Rocky Mountain News at the time.

He told the newspaper that he had a lifelong dream of being an astronaut and described his occupation to the newspaper as horse trainer working at his father's ranch. He pocketed $2,200 from the study and was able to spend a week and a half watching DVDs and playing video games during the bed experiment.

A man who answered the phone Tuesday night at a number listed for Eastwood identified himself only as "Mr. Eastwood" and said he was Bruco Eastwood's father. He was at a loss for words.

"There's nothing you can say about it. What can you say?" the man told The Associated Press. "Pretty dumb thing to do. I feel bad for the people involved." He wouldn't comment further.

As for Benke, he said he still wishes he could have done: "It bugs me that he got another round off" before Benke tackled him to the ground.

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Associated Press writers Samantha Abernethy in Littleton and Ivan Moreno and Thomas Peipert in Denver contributed to this story.


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Post by DerGolgo » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:39 pm

Teachers rock. This one more so than others.

Now, who will say it - is he now an extra-juicy target for messed up weirdos planning the next shooting? I hope not.
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Post by tumbler » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:48 pm

this is why we need laptops with cameras in every home. 8)

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Post by Zer0 » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:53 pm

DerGolgo wrote:Teachers rock. This one more so than others.

Now, who will say it - is he now an extra-juicy target for messed up weirdos planning the next shooting? I hope not.
Ames or I will rip his throat out before whichever nutcase even tries.
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Post by Flatline » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:57 pm

Having that kid shoot that round before he got to him may have saved his life. If he had a round in when the guy was going for him, this story could have been a lot different.

Way to nut up and kick ass.
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Post by Pattio » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:04 pm

Don't fuck with teachers?

But what if you've got it bad got it bad got it bad?

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Post by Ames » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:58 pm

Zer0 wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:Teachers rock. This one more so than others.

Now, who will say it - is he now an extra-juicy target for messed up weirdos planning the next shooting? I hope not.
Ames or I will rip his throat out before whichever nutcase even tries.
I wish I were religious so that I could pray that I never have to find out.
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Post by Zer0 » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:18 pm

Pattio wrote:Don't fuck with teachers?

But what if you've got it bad got it bad got it bad?
My wife fucks with one particular teacher whenever she likes :evil:
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Post by Sisyphus » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:27 pm

So... Someone explain to me this ban on assault weapons again?
Tee hee hee
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Post by UndertheGun » Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:40 pm

Guy sounds like a badass to me.

My mother teaches high school math and bio, along with wearing several hats as the building union rep, in the Seattle area. I suggested that teachers should be allowed to carry after she got a few death threats from idiot students last year. She wasn't happy at the suggestion but between things like this and the fucktard students, it makes sense. Then again, she can handle herself.

Regardless, shit like this makes me irrationally angry.

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Post by Flatline » Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:54 pm

Sisyphus wrote:So... Someone explain to me this ban on assault weapons again?
Tee hee hee
Well, there's that. But same gun a few hundred yards away instead of rampaging around in front of everyone would have been worse. The real scary crackpots are the ones that think it through.
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