...There has been a day each year, that is exactly one day, one month, and one year from the previous day, where the date is consecutive, i.e. 1/2/03, 2/3/04, or this year's 8/9/10, etc. This will keep going on until 2014, assuming the world doesn't end before then (or you're in Europe, where they've only got until 11/12/13).
I also realized that there is a reverse trend that began (in America) on 2/1/00, and will keep going until this year on 12/11/10.
My birthday is on December 11th, which puts me not only at the end of the sequential dates counting down in America, but the end of the sequential dates counting UP in Europe.
That, in turn, makes it so those who are born on December 13th my allies in the unspoken word against those who were born on February 1st. (Pauly Shore, you're going down.)
This also means that I may be the son of god (and spend waaaaay to much time doing math). This thought flashed through my mind when I was putting the date on my homework.
Somebody please help me, I really need to get out of the house.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Now go for a walk or something.
Now go for a walk or something.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
This year, for the last 9 years, and in the next 2 years, there will be a date of three similar digits. This year, it will be 10/10/10, next year 11/11/11, last year it was 09/09/09. No matter which way around you have months and days.
This will happen exactly three more times and then no more for another 99 years. So not again in our lifetimes, probably.
I find this fascinating.
This will happen exactly three more times and then no more for another 99 years. So not again in our lifetimes, probably.
I find this fascinating.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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I got laser eye surgery on 6/6/06.
I was hoping for a freak accident to give me super powers, like laser vision.
I asked the clinician what the chances of that were, and she was not amused.
She as even less amused when I asked her if there would be an army of evil robot helper monkeys that would be operating any levers, switches, or dials during the procedure, that I could eventually make my minions.
I got neither.
Instead, I got a bad (not horrible, but annoying and distracting) eye job that adds to my vast collection of small but irritating health problems (I'm sure y'all can relate).
I should have waited for a day of less significance than international Slayer day. A day like 7/7/7.
I was hoping for a freak accident to give me super powers, like laser vision.
I asked the clinician what the chances of that were, and she was not amused.
She as even less amused when I asked her if there would be an army of evil robot helper monkeys that would be operating any levers, switches, or dials during the procedure, that I could eventually make my minions.
I got neither.
Instead, I got a bad (not horrible, but annoying and distracting) eye job that adds to my vast collection of small but irritating health problems (I'm sure y'all can relate).
I should have waited for a day of less significance than international Slayer day. A day like 7/7/7.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
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- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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International Iron Maiden Day?WeAintFoundShit wrote: A day like 7/7/7.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
On 6/606 my friends had a "Going to Hell" party. Deviled eggs Devil''s food cake, Chicken fra Diablo. You get the idea.
I showed up wearing horns, and drank a bottle of Duvel Beer.
It was fun.
I showed up wearing horns, and drank a bottle of Duvel Beer.
It was fun.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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That's weird. You know, I also noticed that you were allergic to fun.Sisyphus wrote:That's wierd. You know, I noticed also that every day has three sets of digits in it. Like one for month, day and year. Strange.
Negative Nancy.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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