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WeAintFoundShit
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8 ft tall Alien Queen made out of Yamaha parts.

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:54 pm

Last edited by WeAintFoundShit on Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.


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Post by Sisyphus » Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:56 pm

Needs rearsets. And a bigger tank. Other than that, jangleplatz!
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Post by DerGolgo » Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:57 pm

I wanna see the parts fiche for that :P
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Post by calamari kid » Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:57 pm

Yup, that's beyond cool.
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Post by rolly » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:00 pm

Wiked!

…but, if the parts are all from scrap, why just Yamaha then?

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Post by GeekGrl » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:25 pm

geekery+motorcycles+art = Bloody fecking brilliant!
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:42 pm

rolly wrote:Wiked!

…but, if the parts are all from scrap, why just Yamaha then?
Symmetry, perhaps?

Say you needed 4 identical parts, of which a motorcycle only has one, then buying 4 different scrap bikes wouldn't really cut it.

It just seems to make sense that buying a bunch of the same bike would be best, as to avoid running into a situation where your creation looks hodgepodge, because you didn't have enough copies of certain parts, and used different stuff all over the place.

(Hellloooo run on sentence.)
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Post by scumbag » Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:45 am

I want to place that outside my roommates door when he wakes up in the morning to go to work. hahHAh
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Post by SpecialK » Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:18 pm

Symmetry, perhaps?

Say you needed 4 identical parts, of which a motorcycle only has one, then buying 4 different scrap bikes wouldn't really cut it.

It just seems to make sense that buying a bunch of the same bike would be best, as to avoid running into a situation where your creation looks hodgepodge, because you didn't have enough copies of certain parts, and used different stuff all over the place.
Also if your roomate happens to work at the Yamaha dealer or something. Then you can try to pull matching rotors and whatnot out of the recycling.
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Post by Midliferider » Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:53 pm

I hate to think where one shoves in the key. Step back now!
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