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Ames
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Post by Ames » Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:32 pm

Steak and Blowjob day. :mrgreen:

http://www.steakandbjday.com/


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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:45 pm

Is it just coincidence that that's the date TV200 et al proposed for an (Optional )Mandatory Attendance Brunch in Bawlmer?

Oh. Oh dear. :shock:

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Post by Davros » Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:58 pm

Jaeger wrote:Is it just coincidence that that's the date TV200 et al proposed for an (Optional )Mandatory Attendance Brunch in Bawlmer?

Oh. Oh dear. :shock:

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It was until now :P
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:16 pm

AND that's the beginning of daylight savings, so not only do you get steak, blowjobs, and brunch, but you get an extra hour of evening daylight to enjoy it!
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:19 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:AND that's the beginning of daylight savings, so not only do you get steak, blowjobs, and brunch, but you get an extra hour of evening daylight to enjoy it!
And an extra hour of sleep!

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Post by karl package » Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:54 pm

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:
WeAintFoundShit wrote:AND that's the beginning of daylight savings, so not only do you get steak, blowjobs, and brunch, but you get an extra hour of evening daylight to enjoy it!
And an extra hour of sleep!
Or not.

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Post by Davros » Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:12 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:AND that's the beginning of daylight savings, so not only do you get steak, blowjobs, and brunch, but you get an extra hour of evening daylight to enjoy it!
Man, that really does sound like the best day ever. 8)
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.

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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:46 pm

Yeah, not so much on the sleep thing. That's the other end of the year (sorry, mate). But look at it this way: It's an extra hour of RIDING time after work lets out!
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

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Post by karl package » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:10 pm

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:
WeAintFoundShit wrote:AND that's the beginning of daylight savings, so not only do you get steak, blowjobs, and brunch, but you get an extra hour of evening daylight to enjoy it!
And an extra hour of sleep!
Or not.

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Post by Dobbs » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:04 am

My favorite Holiday... 8) 8) 8)
Does it scare you? That I'm able to discern, what to love and what to burn!

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Ames
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Post by Ames » Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:22 pm

One week. :mrgreen:
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Post by sun rat » Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:40 pm

i feel sorry for you guys, that these commodities should be so rare in your lives...

:lol:
fuck it all.

Ames
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Post by Ames » Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:21 pm

sun rat wrote:i feel sorry for you guys, that these commodities should be so rare in your lives...

:lol:
They're not, it's just nice to have a day where we're appreciated and spoiled like the lascivious gluttons we are. :mrgreen:
Cheers,
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Dobbs
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Post by Dobbs » Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:34 pm

Ames wrote:
sun rat wrote:i feel sorry for you guys, that these commodities should be so rare in your lives...

:lol:
They're not, it's just nice to have a day where we're appreciated and spoiled like the lascivious gluttons we are. :mrgreen:

Word!!!
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