Might have been posted before, but just in case...
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Proselytizing...
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
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For The Atheist, The Agnostic, And The Satanist:
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Regardless of your opinions of god or the bible, that was mortifying in a very non-religious way.
[Edit]: And in about 25 seconds of internet research, I found that most Christians on teh innerwebs feel just about the same way. Pretty much all of what I've found boils down to "That bitch is crazy and has no fucking idea what she's talking about. I've never in my life seen someone contradict the word of god so much AS THEY WERE PREACHING IT."
That was horrifying enough to consume damn near an hour of study time, and this when finals begin the day after tomorrow.
Seriously.
Whoa.
[Edit]: And in about 25 seconds of internet research, I found that most Christians on teh innerwebs feel just about the same way. Pretty much all of what I've found boils down to "That bitch is crazy and has no fucking idea what she's talking about. I've never in my life seen someone contradict the word of god so much AS THEY WERE PREACHING IT."
That was horrifying enough to consume damn near an hour of study time, and this when finals begin the day after tomorrow.
Seriously.
Whoa.
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We sure that wasn't an SNL skit? Bloody hell. The giggling and smirking as she read and spoke was just -- creepy.
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erosvamp
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Repeat after me bitch... I ain't following whitey's rules.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
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Austin, what did you do?
My new favorite video. Wait for the dance... Don Vincent, AKA God, does his penis dance of love.
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If you feel the need to discuss religious matters with Rev. X you can email him at: AskTheSpiritofTruth@gmail.com
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My new favorite video. Wait for the dance... Don Vincent, AKA God, does his penis dance of love.
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If you feel the need to discuss religious matters with Rev. X you can email him at: AskTheSpiritofTruth@gmail.com
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"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
This thread needs more cthulhu comedy and less real fucked up religious bullshit, it's scaring me and there's a reason it's not in politics...
Testify:
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Testify:
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/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
