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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
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Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
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Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
Why is everyone wearing green today...
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
Why is everyone wearing green today...
...except me?
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
+100!DerGolgo wrote:Because you're Scottish?
i'm not irish, but i am scottish and welsh. in fact, i went to the bbc site today and started their beginning welsh language class. fyi, they also have lots of other language classes available online!
i am also german, french, english, and native american. maybe even african.
fuck it all.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Show off. All I got is German, Scottish from my Grandma and a distant whisper of Dutch...sun rat wrote:+100!DerGolgo wrote:Because you're Scottish?
i'm not irish, but i am scottish and welsh. in fact, i went to the bbc site today and started their beginning welsh language class. fyi, they also have lots of other language classes available online!
i am also german, french, english, and native american. maybe even african.
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Drift
- Magnum Jihad
oi
If you saw me, you'd never guess it, I'm a full half Irish (Irish Jew to be precise). The other half is Native American (Yaqui) and Arab (Syrian). I look the tall dark part(6'2"), my pop looks like a 5'7 leprechaun.
I did get the "able to drink copius amounts of whiskey without losing the ability to walk/talk/fight" gene.
thanks Pop.
I did get the "able to drink copius amounts of whiskey without losing the ability to walk/talk/fight" gene.
thanks Pop.
The Lemonade is a LIE!!! - Captain
1999 Kawasaki 1500 Drifter
1993 GSXR 750 RatFighter (in progress)
1999 Kawasaki 1500 Drifter
1993 GSXR 750 RatFighter (in progress)
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Re: oi
Ditto.Drift wrote:
I did get the "able to drink copius amounts of whiskey without losing the ability to walk/talk/fight" gene.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
- Contact:
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
"Today, kids, we're going to study 'kotegaeshi'..."Ames wrote:I did tell my co-workers that if any of them pinched me I'd put them in a wrist lock. Made it through the day unscathed.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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ninemileskid
- Magnum Jihad