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Beemer Dan
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to all the unemployed graphic artists

Post by Beemer Dan » Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:38 pm

how is it that this bozo has a job"

http://www.chanel.com/fashion/7-spring- ... look-37,18


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Re: to all the unemployed graphic artists

Post by erosvamp » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:07 pm

Beemer Dan wrote:how is it that this bozo has a job"

http://www.chanel.com/fashion/7-spring- ... look-37,18
Why were you looking at the spring line of Chanel ladies dresses?


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Post by xtian » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:09 pm

from my recent previous experience, she probably gives better blow jobs than you do.
Or she cries when she mention the poor child that she has to rise on her own and does not do too well at school because he's confused by the absence of paternal image.
while you ride motorcycles and crack baby jokes.

Or he was hired by someone who does not believe in computers and all them modern stuff and failed to understand your whole Chinese talk about vectors V/s pixels.
I'm not really from around here.

karl package
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Post by karl package » Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:37 am

I can't stop scrolling to the bottom of each picture and looking at the feet. The whole thing is horrible, but for some reason the feet are making me laugh out loud. Maybe I'm just really tired.

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Post by piccini9 » Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:42 am

Wow, that whole thing made my head hurt.
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Post by Zim » Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:10 am

karl package wrote:I can't stop scrolling to the bottom of each picture and looking at the feet. The whole thing is horrible, but for some reason the feet are making me laugh out loud. Maybe I'm just really tired.
There's nothing funny about hover-shoes.
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Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:19 am

Besides hiring better graphic artist you'd think they could afford actually doing a shoot at location instead of this horrible crop and paste job or perhaps build this cheap ass set for the shoot?

Ray Charles could have done better job.

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Post by DerGolgo » Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:26 pm

They are from the village of the damned...:shock:

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Post by Vespalina » Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:14 pm

Not only do I think the Chanel thing is horrible...I mean, come on, it's Chanel, they can afford better than that. I just don't understand "couture" to begin with.

Then again, I'm not a very girly-girl to begin with.

I can't draw for shit, but I can work wonders with InDesign, Quark Xpress, Illustrator, and Photoshop. But yeah, they could have spent some money on a set that didn't look like they borrowed it from the old Hee-Haw TV show.
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Post by chiefrider » Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:55 pm

I'd say something, but what would it be worth, being a jeans-and-tshirt kinda guy?

I always though that most fashion show shit is unpractical and uncomfortable.

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