I watched this and it was like re living my day. Hope you don't suffer from the same thing.
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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
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Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Is that annoying?
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
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I work for this guy, do you?
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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JustNate
- Barista of Doom
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Vespalina
- Magnum Jihad
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
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But do you get to keep your stapler?Vespalina wrote:OMG!!! This sounds as efficient as the place that I work! I don't think you need to be an analyst to appreciate that video.
(By the way, in two weeks, I will be moving my desk for the third time in two years, because the powers that be are so indecisive)
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Jaeger
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Going forward. Every time I hear that, it's like an ice-pick in my ear.
Not that I ever hear it at work, but WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN?
Not that I ever hear it at work, but WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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SidVicious
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sun rat
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maybe if you sneeze on it.Ames wrote:But do you get to keep your stapler?Vespalina wrote:OMG!!! This sounds as efficient as the place that I work! I don't think you need to be an analyst to appreciate that video.
(By the way, in two weeks, I will be moving my desk for the third time in two years, because the powers that be are so indecisive)
i got moved a couple of times in the course of a few weeks. and as an IT person, THAT was a PITA!
fuck it all.
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sun rat
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
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Shit yes! There's a cargo-cultishness to it, some mega-ceo said it and now middle mangers everywhere repeat it as often as possible, in nonsensical contexts, as if John Frum would land and offer them million dollar stock options, going forward.piccini9 wrote:Going forward. Every time I hear that, it's like an ice-pick in my ear.
Not that I ever hear it at work, but WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN?
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gazza
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My personal fav is "let's discover the art of Possible."
That shit is so lame.
That shit is so lame.
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2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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Ames
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This is why we play "Buzzword-BINGO" at professional development meetings. Just DON'T yell out "BINGO!" when you win. They frown on that.rolly wrote:Shit yes! There's a cargo-cultishness to it, some mega-ceo said it and now middle mangers everywhere repeat it as often as possible, in nonsensical contexts, as if John Frum would land and offer them million dollar stock options, going forward.piccini9 wrote:Going forward. Every time I hear that, it's like an ice-pick in my ear.
Not that I ever hear it at work, but WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN?
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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rhinoviper
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Where the faack did you hang the mini camera in my boss's office? I had no idea we were being filmed!
Shit, just today I got in trouble for not updating a document after being told by that very same boss not to do anything on the project until he gave me the go-ahead. Ugh!
Shit, just today I got in trouble for not updating a document after being told by that very same boss not to do anything on the project until he gave me the go-ahead. Ugh!
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
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Whenever we get a new dean, s/he always tries to make me more organized and efficient to get me to to writre program reviews following new, unthought out updated brain-damaged formats, and I continue to turn in the same material, which they don't like, but no one can do anything about it because I'm me, and if they want me to do something unlike me, they should get someone unlike me to do it. Sometimes I writemy reports with the same keen editing skills I use on this site--yet it all seems to work out in the end because they know I know no one does anything regarding any recommendaytions I make. They know Everything they lob my way, and everything I toss back just gets absoebed and llost somewhere in the ether.
OOh ooh, we do thast too. we also gert extra points for makking other bingo participants laugh--I'm real good at thast--making people use all powers they have to stifle the sniggering whern some someone's talking. Last time at a meeting with some director tsalking, I hgad three people practicallly blowing snot out of their noses trying to keep in the laughs because I pointed out, and mouthed the words "mom jeans" about the pants he was wearing. I was granite-faced the whole time, and scored major points that meeting. The other three were near tears by the time we were done. I'm ruthless when it comes to this.Ames wrote:This is why we play "Buzzword-BINGO" at professional development meetings. Just DON'T yell out "BINGO!" when you win. They frown on that.
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'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
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Zim
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For some reason, this comes as no surprise.Zer0 wrote:Last time at a meeting with some director tsalking, I hgad three people practicallly blowing snot out of their noses trying to keep in the laughs because I pointed out, and mouthed the words "mom jeans" about the pants he was wearing. I was granite-faced the whole time, and scored major points that meeting. The other three were near tears by the time we were done. I'm ruthless when it comes to this.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen