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Food that is jangleplatz in Denver!
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Food that is jangleplatz in Denver!
In no particular order;
01. <a href="http://www.snoozeeatery.com/">Snooze</a>
02. <a href="http://www.petesrestaurants.com/PetesKi ... ml">Pete's Kitchen</a>
03. <a href="http://www.chefzorbas.com/">Chef Zorba's</a>
04. <a href="http://www.dbardesserts.com/">D-bar</a>
05. <a href="http://watercoursefoods.com/">Watercourse</a>
06. <a href="http://www.thewalnutroom.com/">The Walnut Room</a>
07. <a href="http://www.hornetrestaurant.com/">The Hornet</a>
08. <a href="http://www.larkburger.com/">Larkburger</a>
09. <a href="http://www.beatriceandwoodsley.com/">Beatrice & Woodsley</a>
10. <a href="http://www.rootdowndenver.com/">Root Down</a>
11. <a href="http://www.thecounterburger.com/parkmeadows/">The Counter</a>
12. <a href="http://www.theranchgrill.com/">The Ranch Grill</a> - rhinoviper
13. <a href="http://www.tacosjalisco.info/">Tacos Jalisco</a> - mtne
14. <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/dalat-vietnames ... ">DaLat</a> - mtne
15. <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/js-noodles-and- ... ver-2">J's Noodles</a> - mtne
16. <a href="http://www.cafeberlindenver.com/">Cafe Berlin</a> - mtne
17. <a href="http://www.gbfishandchips.com/">GB Fish N Chips</a> - Ames
18. Kingsland Seafood - Ames (Link?)
19. <a href="http://www.nydndenver.com/New_York_Deli ... .html">New York Deli News</a> - Photo
20. <a href="http://www.thebageldeli.com/">Brothers Bagel Deli</a> - Photo
21. <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/casa-vallarta-m ... rora">Casa Vallarta</a> - Photo
22. <a href="http://www.chinataipeirestaurant.com/">China Taipei</a> - Photo
23. <a href="http://www.moesbagel.com/">Moe's Bagels</a> - rhinoviper
24. <a href="http://www.lalomarestaurant.com/">La Loma Mexican Restaurant</a> - rhinoviper
25. <a href="http://www.loladenver.com/">Lola</a> - rhinoviper
26. <a href="http://www.dozensdenver.com/">Dozens</a>
27. <a href="http://www.eathotcakes.com/">Hot Cakes</a>
28. <a href="http://www.modernmexican.com/tamayo/">Tamayo</a>
29. <a href="http://www.unionamericanbistro.com/">Union</a>
30. <a href="http://www.oscrestaurant.com/">The Old Stone Church</a> - warning: sound
More to come...
These are random eateries that I really like, and probably would have never found out about unless someone had shown them to me. Please feel free to add to this list anything that you really like by responding, I will maintain the initial list and add to it and give you credit. Lets share the knowledge each of us have. Thanks.
01. <a href="http://www.snoozeeatery.com/">Snooze</a>
02. <a href="http://www.petesrestaurants.com/PetesKi ... ml">Pete's Kitchen</a>
03. <a href="http://www.chefzorbas.com/">Chef Zorba's</a>
04. <a href="http://www.dbardesserts.com/">D-bar</a>
05. <a href="http://watercoursefoods.com/">Watercourse</a>
06. <a href="http://www.thewalnutroom.com/">The Walnut Room</a>
07. <a href="http://www.hornetrestaurant.com/">The Hornet</a>
08. <a href="http://www.larkburger.com/">Larkburger</a>
09. <a href="http://www.beatriceandwoodsley.com/">Beatrice & Woodsley</a>
10. <a href="http://www.rootdowndenver.com/">Root Down</a>
11. <a href="http://www.thecounterburger.com/parkmeadows/">The Counter</a>
12. <a href="http://www.theranchgrill.com/">The Ranch Grill</a> - rhinoviper
13. <a href="http://www.tacosjalisco.info/">Tacos Jalisco</a> - mtne
14. <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/dalat-vietnames ... ">DaLat</a> - mtne
15. <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/js-noodles-and- ... ver-2">J's Noodles</a> - mtne
16. <a href="http://www.cafeberlindenver.com/">Cafe Berlin</a> - mtne
17. <a href="http://www.gbfishandchips.com/">GB Fish N Chips</a> - Ames
18. Kingsland Seafood - Ames (Link?)
19. <a href="http://www.nydndenver.com/New_York_Deli ... .html">New York Deli News</a> - Photo
20. <a href="http://www.thebageldeli.com/">Brothers Bagel Deli</a> - Photo
21. <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/casa-vallarta-m ... rora">Casa Vallarta</a> - Photo
22. <a href="http://www.chinataipeirestaurant.com/">China Taipei</a> - Photo
23. <a href="http://www.moesbagel.com/">Moe's Bagels</a> - rhinoviper
24. <a href="http://www.lalomarestaurant.com/">La Loma Mexican Restaurant</a> - rhinoviper
25. <a href="http://www.loladenver.com/">Lola</a> - rhinoviper
26. <a href="http://www.dozensdenver.com/">Dozens</a>
27. <a href="http://www.eathotcakes.com/">Hot Cakes</a>
28. <a href="http://www.modernmexican.com/tamayo/">Tamayo</a>
29. <a href="http://www.unionamericanbistro.com/">Union</a>
30. <a href="http://www.oscrestaurant.com/">The Old Stone Church</a> - warning: sound
More to come...
These are random eateries that I really like, and probably would have never found out about unless someone had shown them to me. Please feel free to add to this list anything that you really like by responding, I will maintain the initial list and add to it and give you credit. Lets share the knowledge each of us have. Thanks.
Last edited by MagnusTheBuilder on Tue May 04, 2010 1:41 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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We LOVE our neighborhood bar. Great pizza, good service, fun peeps, motorcycle-friendly...
12. <a href="http://www.theranchgrill.com/">The Ranch Grill</a>
12. <a href="http://www.theranchgrill.com/">The Ranch Grill</a>
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19. New York Deli News
20. Brothers Bagel Deli
21. Casa Vallarta
22. China Taipei
This is a good thread!
20. Brothers Bagel Deli
21. Casa Vallarta
22. China Taipei
This is a good thread!
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MagnusTheBuilder
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26. <a href="http://www.dozensdenver.com/">Dozens</a>
27. <a href="http://www.eathotcakes.com/">Hot Cakes</a>
28. <a href="http://www.modernmexican.com/tamayo/">Tamayo</a>
29. <a href="http://www.unionamericanbistro.com/">Union</a>
30. <a href="http://www.oscrestaurant.com/">The Old Stone Church</a>
27. <a href="http://www.eathotcakes.com/">Hot Cakes</a>
28. <a href="http://www.modernmexican.com/tamayo/">Tamayo</a>
29. <a href="http://www.unionamericanbistro.com/">Union</a>
30. <a href="http://www.oscrestaurant.com/">The Old Stone Church</a>
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2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
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1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
- rhinoviper
- Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
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Re: Food that is jangleplatz in Denver!
There are definitely days I miss Mary & Lou's.MagnusTheBuilder wrote: 07. <a href="http://www.hornetrestaurant.com/">The Hornet</a>
'00 SV650 "Banshee"
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Re: Food that is jangleplatz in Denver!
5.95 all you can eat spaghetti.... oh man, I miss that.rhinoviper wrote:There are definitely days I miss Mary & Lou's.MagnusTheBuilder wrote: 07. <a href="http://www.hornetrestaurant.com/">The Hornet</a>
My contribution:
Columbine Steakhouse (good steak on the cheap)
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I vote down the inclusion of the Watercourse on any restaurant list for the UTMC, on account of the meat-less nature (although it is still the only place I've ever met tofu I liked).
Also, there's a Brazilian steakhouse down by Union Station that's simply stunning if you like a vast and delicious variety of meats for dinner.
/RM
Also, there's a Brazilian steakhouse down by Union Station that's simply stunning if you like a vast and delicious variety of meats for dinner.
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College Inn for burgers.
Seriously.
They put all these fancy-ass "specialty burger" places to shame, and they're cheap too. 'Bought the only thing better is Fatburger, but only because I can get a chilli cheese burger with guacamole and a fried egg on top there. The $1 fish tacos on special weren't to shabby either.
If you are really looking for a coronary, the Fatty Melt is a burger surrounded by two sourdough grilled cheese sandwiches with sauteed onions.
I wandered into this place because it was within walking distance from where I used to live. Totally not my kind of place (which I figured by the name), but the service was fantastic regardless.
The best part: I'm extolling the virtues of these burgers to my mom a few days later. Her response: "Oh I know where that is, it's been there forever. It was the only bar in Denver when I was 18 that served 3.2. We all used to hang out there".
Score.
Seriously.
They put all these fancy-ass "specialty burger" places to shame, and they're cheap too. 'Bought the only thing better is Fatburger, but only because I can get a chilli cheese burger with guacamole and a fried egg on top there. The $1 fish tacos on special weren't to shabby either.
If you are really looking for a coronary, the Fatty Melt is a burger surrounded by two sourdough grilled cheese sandwiches with sauteed onions.
I wandered into this place because it was within walking distance from where I used to live. Totally not my kind of place (which I figured by the name), but the service was fantastic regardless.
The best part: I'm extolling the virtues of these burgers to my mom a few days later. Her response: "Oh I know where that is, it's been there forever. It was the only bar in Denver when I was 18 that served 3.2. We all used to hang out there".
Score.
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