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erosvamp
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Cold Steel

Post by erosvamp » Thu May 06, 2010 7:36 pm

I was looking for something to cut the pig I was planning on roasting at Ragnarok. What do you think? :wink:

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Post by piccini9 » Thu May 06, 2010 8:02 pm

Or this one...
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Post by guitargeek » Thu May 06, 2010 8:02 pm

Wasteful.

Try an electric carving knife, instead.
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Post by beck » Thu May 06, 2010 8:08 pm

does it make me supernerd if i have the full length coldsteel dvd? lol. i love watchin em cut shit for over an hour. it just doesnt get old
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Post by icycle » Fri May 07, 2010 11:00 am

meat cleaver
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Post by Toonce(s) » Fri May 07, 2010 11:43 am

So, uh, who's feet WERE those in the boots anyway??!? Somehow that was the most cringe-worthy.
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri May 07, 2010 1:19 pm

Better for cutting...

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I think that the special forces shovel is awesome and would love to have one that lives in my jeep. I don't know if the jeep is awesome enough to have a Great Sword living in it... perhaps for camping purposes only. :mrgreen:
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Post by DerGolgo » Fri May 07, 2010 1:42 pm

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Better for cutting...

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I think that the special forces shovel is awesome and would love to have one that lives in my jeep.
Maybe not as sharp or sexy, but certainly more versatile for...camping purposes...

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Sorry for the threadjack, but the special forces shovel just reminded me of this, truly the single most grandiose and optimistic homes-hopping advert I ever saw.
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Post by calamari kid » Fri May 07, 2010 5:33 pm

The chubby guy in the tie is pretty awesome. Puts this guy to shame.

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Post by Beemer Dan » Fri May 07, 2010 6:00 pm

I'm still waiting for Coldsteel to make a polished steel hockey stick for carrying on the bike. Damn they make beautiful stuff!

The real question is, who would win in a battle between a Coldsteel and a Blendtec?

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beck
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Post by beck » Sat May 08, 2010 1:40 pm

blendtec ALWAYS wins. hands down. except for one video i saw where he was trying to blend the rake handle that he has successfully done numerous times, and it just wouldnt do the last bit. that musta been a little embarassing, but its bound to happen.
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Post by tumbler » Sat May 08, 2010 8:20 pm

so that video didn't come from PETA, eh?
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Post by 12ci » Sat May 08, 2010 10:07 pm

People Eating Tasty Animals ?
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Post by tumbler » Sun May 09, 2010 3:35 pm

12ci wrote:People Eating Tasty Animals ?

I saw no eating. If you eat what you kill/buy its all good in my opinion. They just sliced meat up with a long sword. :lol:
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