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Bullfight win!!! (For the bull)

Post by bndgkmf » Fri May 21, 2010 6:51 pm

http://deadspin.com/5544844/bullfight-g ... t-for-bull

Somebody else can embed the picture I'm not that savvy. Ohh, pretty gruesome.



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Post by beck » Fri May 21, 2010 6:53 pm

Image

there we go. that should do it.

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Post by Pintgudge » Fri May 21, 2010 7:21 pm

He may have a momentary advantage, but, the bulls never win.
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Post by bndgkmf » Fri May 21, 2010 8:00 pm

Thanks Beck!
At least he goes down with that prick's blood on his horns.

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Post by calamari kid » Fri May 21, 2010 11:46 pm

Holy shit! :shock: Hope he has a good dental plan.
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Post by Ames » Sat May 22, 2010 7:27 am

Good for the bull. Personally, I think the bull needs to be removed from the bull fighting arena and moved to a field where he can spend the rest of his life eating good grass and fucking all the bitch cows he can mount.
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Post by UndertheGun » Sat May 22, 2010 7:33 am

Ames wrote:Good for the bull. Personally, I think the bull needs to be removed from the bull fighting arena and moved to a field where he can spend the rest of his life eating good grass and fucking all the bitch cows he can mount.
Or just regular cows; he deserves better than the bitchy ones...

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Post by Ames » Sat May 22, 2010 7:42 am

UndertheGun wrote:
Ames wrote:Good for the bull. Personally, I think the bull needs to be removed from the bull fighting arena and moved to a field where he can spend the rest of his life eating good grass and fucking all the bitch cows he can mount.
Or just regular cows; he deserves better than the bitchy ones...

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A bull that has gored a man, he can handle the bitchy cows. :lol:
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Post by Sisyphus » Sat May 22, 2010 12:23 pm

As gruesome as the photo may be, gotta admit--that guy deserved it.
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Post by beck » Sat May 22, 2010 12:58 pm

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found this online... why does he look so shocked when it happens? hes dumb enough to jump in a ring and fight a large horned animal for FUN? personally if it were me i would be expecting this.
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Post by Sisyphus » Sat May 22, 2010 1:56 pm

After seeing the video, I have to say I don't quite understand why the guy didn't rally and really do something to defend himself. I can imagine that getting a bull's horn through your mouth is unpleasant, but he was holding a sword and thus the means to end the so-called duel immediately the horn was withdrawn. If you get into a line of work that puts you in front of thousands of people that expect you to actually fight a bull, don't you think that someday you'd actually have to defend yourself beyond the point of just dodging a charge and sticking a lance in an herbivore repeatedly?
The whole thing is just theatrics, but in this instance and several others I'd consider my money well spent if there was actually a fight for survival that was even between two contestants. I'd want my money back in this case.
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Post by karl package » Sun May 23, 2010 7:41 pm

I used to know a girl that had that same piercing.
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