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Post by piccini9 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:04 pm

That is not a squirrel, that is a "Love Gerbil of DOOM!"

A bunch of cage fighters tripping on shrooms, what could possibly go wrong?


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Post by tumbler » Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:06 pm

o rly?

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Post by Photo » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:47 pm

piccini9 wrote:That is not a squirrel, that is a "Love Gerbil of DOOM!"
I'd say he's put it in the wrong end of his body. He'd be much happier and less psychotic if he...well...yaknow...
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Post by Beemer Dan » Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:12 pm

hmmmm.... shrooms don't make people do that... maybe it was the steroids?

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Post by Metalredneck » Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:20 am

Beemer Dan wrote:hmmmm.... shrooms don't make people do that... maybe it was the steroids?

(and the squirrel of course)
Squirrels on steroids should not take shrooms. Any serious cage fighter knows that.

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Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:21 am

Beemer Dan wrote:hmmmm.... shrooms don't make people do that... maybe it was the steroids?

(and the squirrel of course)
I was thinking the same thing, shrooms always made me do drum solos without any drums, not go all Kano on some dude.
And not being a doctor/surgeon, but wouldn't you need to get through the breastplate to get to the heart? There's no gap in the ribs large enough to get it through, I suppose you could go up under but then you'd have to get through the diaphram. Yes the knife is a useful tool for this but that's a lot of cutting and digging, makes me wonder how "alive" this individual still remained at that point, and how much creative license the writer is taking.
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Post by absent_carlo » Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:51 am

Bigshankhank wrote:...not go all Kano on some dude..
I was going to ask, but you have confirmed. Finish him!

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Post by roadmissile » Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:55 am

absent_carlo wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote:...not go all Kano on some dude..
I was going to ask, but you have confirmed. Finish him!
IT HAS BEGUN!

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Post by Korpen » Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:54 am

Bigshankhank wrote:
Beemer Dan wrote:hmmmm.... shrooms don't make people do that... maybe it was the steroids?

(and the squirrel of course)
I was thinking the same thing, shrooms always made me do drum solos without any drums, not go all Kano on some dude.
And not being a doctor/surgeon, but wouldn't you need to get through the breastplate to get to the heart? There's no gap in the ribs large enough to get it through, I suppose you could go up under but then you'd have to get through the diaphram. Yes the knife is a useful tool for this but that's a lot of cutting and digging, makes me wonder how "alive" this individual still remained at that point, and how much creative license the writer is taking.
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Post by Ames » Sat Jun 05, 2010 11:36 am

What? Do you guys just keep files of these pics laying around waiting to use them? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by stiles » Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:27 pm

drugs r bad, mmmmkay?
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Post by Metalredneck » Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:18 pm

KAA LI MAA!
KAA LI MAA!
Done.

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Post by Bo_9 » Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:54 pm

Metalredneck wrote:KAA LI MAA!
KAA LI MAA!
:lol:

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