Does anybody remember the chants you used to do on the playground?I can only remember two of the ones we used to do. Both derogatory.
My name is Ricardo
I am a Retardo
I live on the 99th floor
I sit on the steeple
I pee on the people
And they say:
What's your name?
(repeat)
Chino chino Japones
Come caca and no me des
(Chinaman, Chinaman, Japanese
Eat shit and don't give me any)
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Kid/playground chants and rhymes
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Wow. Never heard that one.
I do know that "Three Little Indians" has been replaced by something sterile and nonsensical like "Three little teddy bears."
Yeah, stupid. I know. I suppose Agatha Christie would have a hard time marketing the book had it been written these days.
I do know that "Three Little Indians" has been replaced by something sterile and nonsensical like "Three little teddy bears."
Yeah, stupid. I know. I suppose Agatha Christie would have a hard time marketing the book had it been written these days.
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Sockpuppet
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Bowling Green KY
The one from Malcolm in the Middle
where they are chanting.
When your sleeping,
he comes creeping
peeping creeping
it cracks me up everytime I hear it.
where they are chanting.
When your sleeping,
he comes creeping
peeping creeping
it cracks me up everytime I hear it.
Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Metalredneck wrote:Let's just say we never caught tigers by the toe.
Please forgive the racist words to follow........
Walkin' through the jungle with my dick in my hand
Biggest motherfucker in the Congo land
I looked up in the tree
what did I see?
A god damn ni**er lookin' down at me
I picked up a rock
chucked it at his cock
The god damn ni**er ran around the block
(Hey, it was the 70s and we were young......
)'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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My Little Pony
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Maine
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rhinoviper
- Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
- Location: Tiny Town
- Contact:
Uh, wow. I think I only identified with the tiger's toe. I'm getting older, though, and my memory fails me more than I'd like to admit. I think this is the sort of thing you're looking for.
Steve and Jessica
Sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes the baby in the baby carriage
(I think what's scariest of all about that little ditty is how young kids are having kids anymore...)
Then there's the whole banana-nana-fo-fana thing that I never quite got.
Finally, due to the era, you'd occasionally hear someone bust out with "Hey, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind..."
Steve and Jessica
Sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes the baby in the baby carriage
(I think what's scariest of all about that little ditty is how young kids are having kids anymore...)
Then there's the whole banana-nana-fo-fana thing that I never quite got.
Finally, due to the era, you'd occasionally hear someone bust out with "Hey, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind..."
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'03 Aprilia Tuono "dewey"
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
There is one i remember from early grade school that is a riff on the Battle Hymn of the Republic and I can say that it is DEFINITELY not approved for post-columbine recital:
"Glory Glory Hallelujiah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind the door with a loaded .44
And she don't teach no more"
Naturally as a 4th grader in, oh, wtf, 1978??, it was all in good fun and nobody thought anything of it.
There was also something really violent having to do with janitors, but I forget that one.
Times.
"Glory Glory Hallelujiah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind the door with a loaded .44
And she don't teach no more"
Naturally as a 4th grader in, oh, wtf, 1978??, it was all in good fun and nobody thought anything of it.
There was also something really violent having to do with janitors, but I forget that one.
Times.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
I remember a few of these you guys have posted... one of the ones we used a bit in grade school went something like:
So, so suck a toe
All the way to Mexico
When you're there, pull your hair,
Forget your pants and underwear.
I've heard variants thereof, but that's the version I recall.
So, so suck a toe
All the way to Mexico
When you're there, pull your hair,
Forget your pants and underwear.
I've heard variants thereof, but that's the version I recall.
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
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RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
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Pintgudge
- The Big Oooola
- Location: Tacoma
Instructions for personal care;
1) Do your balls hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier
do your balls hang low. . . . .
2) Ohhh, never let your doodle dingle dangle in the dirt
Just wrap it up in cellophane and stuff it in your shirt.
1) Do your balls hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier
do your balls hang low. . . . .
2) Ohhh, never let your doodle dingle dangle in the dirt
Just wrap it up in cellophane and stuff it in your shirt.
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?
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'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance.
There's a hole in the wall where the boys can see it all.
But the cops don't care 'cause they're in their underwear.
Oh the girls in France
Wear their whiskers in their pants
And the things they do
Would kill a Russian Jew
And the clothes they wear
Would freeze a polar bear.
There's a hole in the wall where the boys can see it all.
But the cops don't care 'cause they're in their underwear.
Oh the girls in France
Wear their whiskers in their pants
And the things they do
Would kill a Russian Jew
And the clothes they wear
Would freeze a polar bear.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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My Little Pony
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Maine
Metalredneck wrote:Our "unofficial " school cheer was:
Ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat;
68 douchebags tied in a knot;
Cocksuck, motherfuck, big gob chew;
We're from (insert town here), so fuck you!
That's fucking brilliant. Love it.
Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner, fudge is made.
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causef0rconcern
- Mzungu Jihad
- Location: wallingford, see ahh tulll
- Contact:
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causef0rconcern
- Mzungu Jihad
- Location: wallingford, see ahh tulll
- Contact:
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causef0rconcern
- Mzungu Jihad
- Location: wallingford, see ahh tulll
- Contact:
Now these keep popping into my head. This turned out to be quite prophetic...
Michael Michael motorcycle
turn the key and watch him pee.
I think there was more to that one, but thats all that matters.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Finger-bang an orangutan, and orgy at the zoo
Michael Michael motorcycle
turn the key and watch him pee.
I think there was more to that one, but thats all that matters.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Finger-bang an orangutan, and orgy at the zoo
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