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Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
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- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
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Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Oh, that is NO fun.
Apply liberal amounts of heat. Direct sunlight is great.
As disgusting as it is, nasal irrigation helps. And decongestants, obviously.
There is a good thing about acute sinus infection. If the whole congestion goes down and the gunk flows out quickly, as happened to me once, you'll spend the best fifteen to thirty minutes of your life standing over the sink, every minute feeling a thousand times better than before. The very definition of what "blissful relief" feels like.
Heal up!
Apply liberal amounts of heat. Direct sunlight is great.
As disgusting as it is, nasal irrigation helps. And decongestants, obviously.
There is a good thing about acute sinus infection. If the whole congestion goes down and the gunk flows out quickly, as happened to me once, you'll spend the best fifteen to thirty minutes of your life standing over the sink, every minute feeling a thousand times better than before. The very definition of what "blissful relief" feels like.
Heal up!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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karl package
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: People's Republic of Portland
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Nasal irrigation is the best.DerGolgo wrote:As disgusting as it is, nasal irrigation helps.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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GOSTAZ
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Straight outta Rockville, yo.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Actually, he already uses a neti pot...Zer0 wrote:Nasal irrigation is the best.DerGolgo wrote:As disgusting as it is, nasal irrigation helps.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Only happened to me once. It felt like somebody was inflating a life-raft behind my eyeballs. If it never happens again Ill be just fine with that.
Wouldn't wish it on anyone.
Feel better.
Wouldn't wish it on anyone.
Feel better.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Any medication with the word pot in it is good medicine.MATPOC wrote:I had my sinuses drilled out due to chronic infections, NetiPot is best medicine I found so far.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
Crackpot medicine is good medicine!*Zer0 wrote:Any medication with the word pot in it is good medicine.MATPOC wrote:I had my sinuses drilled out due to chronic infections, NetiPot is best medicine I found so far.
*Not a comment on the efficacy of neti pots. Neither is this:
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Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mini-apple-ish
- Contact:
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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Bestguess
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
+1 for the sinus drilling.
Had both sides done at once and then the right done a second
time a year later.
The re....ally fun part of the whole procedure is when the doc
pulls, what seems to be, about a 100 meters of cotton swab from your nose. MY Favorite!
Oh yeah, and tonsils after 30, wholly fuck the ultimate sore throat
but then life if good
Had both sides done at once and then the right done a second
time a year later.
The re....ally fun part of the whole procedure is when the doc
pulls, what seems to be, about a 100 meters of cotton swab from your nose. MY Favorite!
Oh yeah, and tonsils after 30, wholly fuck the ultimate sore throat
but then life if good
'05 SV 650 (SOLD)
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Heh, wait'll we start doing mandatory nasal irrigation at the Rag...Beemer Dan wrote:This thread scares me
I hear it helps with acclimating to the altitude -- or maybe it's just so awful that you forget you feel bad because of the lack of oxygen.
(All kidding aside, the nasal irrigation is good stuff. Total miracle worker for me and my decades of sinus issues.)
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"