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life makes suddens twists and turns

Post by sun rat » Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:33 pm

with the passing of my grandma, things were looking very bad. school and money stresses had been eating me alive since i went back to school last spring. gastritis and i have been on-again off-again companions...

now things are definitely, well... different. the major stressor has abated considerably since my grandad "gave" me their house when he went to live in the assisted living place.

you wouldn't believe how much easier one can sleep when one doesn't live in fear of being evicted because one isn't the "right" religion...


fuck it all.

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Post by piccini9 » Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:45 pm

Being able to sleep well, is FUCKING jangleplatz!

I haven't had the exact experience, but I know what it's like waiting for the Sheriff to arrive.
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Post by sun rat » Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:55 pm

it's not so much the waiting on the sheriff either. it's waiting for the owner to once again come knocking on my door with a notice from the city that the religious freaks at the religious university have made complaints about something.

once i had a motorcycle engine sitting all by its lonesome out on the front porch in front of the enclosed garage. that was one complaint.
then they decided i couldn't park all my bikes neatly lined up together in front of the enclosed garage.

they NEVER complain about the neighbors who have not ONE but TWO broken down old CADILLACS with flat tires in their DRIVEWAY! the cars have not been moved since we moved here in january 2009.

blah. i'm done with that bullshit.
fuck it all.

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Post by sun rat » Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:59 pm

i think when we leave in a couple of weeks i am going to leave them a present: a gay pride flag flying from the front porch. or maybe a dozen of them...

or maybe a baphomet flag, if i can find one.
fuck it all.

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Post by 12ci » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:09 pm

sun rat wrote: they NEVER complain about the neighbors who have not ONE but TWO broken down old CADILLACS with flat tires in their DRIVEWAY! the cars have not been moved since we moved here in january 2009..
of course they didn't...they left it for you!


otherwise, good onya for getting out of there.
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:16 am

sun rat wrote:i think when we leave in a couple of weeks i am going to leave them a present: a gay pride flag flying from the front porch. or maybe a dozen of them...

or maybe a baphomet flag, if i can find one.

I vote for a rainbow baphomet flag.


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Post by guitargeek » Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:08 am

I remember sleep.

Sorta.

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Post by sun rat » Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:17 am

guitargeek wrote:I remember sleep.

Sorta.

:shock:
hang in there, k?
fuck it all.

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Post by stiles » Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:20 pm

rainbows and unicorns all the way. Congrats on getting a better arrangement; I'm sure it will feel more like home.
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa

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Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:11 pm

I know exactly how you feel, having recently been able to put my struggle with unemployment behind me. I no longer fear the letters demanding things I cannot give, although ironically working as much as I am, and living away from my family means I have not gotten to sleep.deeply. Good on ya for getting to a better place.
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