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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
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by Toonce(s) » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:03 pm
I'm looking for a translation to latin:
"Morally wrong,
Legally questionable,
Personally I like it"
I've had no luck with internet translators, especially latin, seems like they can't capture the correct structure.
Why? Oh, no reason.

It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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Contact:
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by xtian » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:47 pm
I can't find one right now but if you stubled accros a french to latin translator, as they both share the same roots, you might want to try to translate the french translation into latin;
Moralement mal.
Légalement contestable.
Personnellement, j'aime.
I'm not really from around here.
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
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by stiles » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:04 pm
Toonce wrote:I'm looking for a translation to latin:
"Morally wrong,
Legally questionable,
Personally I like it"
I've had no luck with internet translators, especially latin, seems like they can't capture the correct structure.
Why? Oh, no reason.

Mom's a retired latin teacher. I'll run it past her.
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
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by Toonce(s) » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:10 pm
stiles wrote:Toonce wrote:I'm looking for a translation to latin:
"Morally wrong,
Legally questionable,
Personally I like it"
I've had no luck with internet translators, especially latin, seems like they can't capture the correct structure.
Why? Oh, no reason.

Mom's a retired latin teacher. I'll run it past her.
Thanks, a real human is necessary. XTian, no luck with Fr->Latin, thanks though.
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It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
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Contact:
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by bndgkmf » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:59 pm
Castimonia nefas , Forensis duplicitas , ut mihi EGO amo is.
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
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by Toonce(s) » Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:11 pm
Thanks! Necessarily taking your word for it of course
Stiles, if you come up with an independent translation it would be cool to have a comparison, but this will certainly work!
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
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by Pancake » Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:40 pm
Orallymay ongwray,
Egallylay estionablequay,
Ersonallypay Iway ikelay itway
??
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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Contact:
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by xtian » Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:46 pm
Pancake wrote:Orallymay ongwray,
Egallylay estionablequay,
Ersonallypay Iway ikelay itway
??
that would be swedish latin I guess.
I'm not really from around here.
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
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by Toonce(s) » Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:00 pm
Hey now, my mother is Swedish!!
(really!)
But a moose did not once bite my sister.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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Contact:
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by xtian » Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:43 am
sorryyyyyyyyy.
I wasn't making fun of swedish people. There's nothing funny about being swedish.
and I mean really absolutely definitively nothing.
I'm not really from around here.
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
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Contact:
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by SidVicious » Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:46 pm
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek

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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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by goose » Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:41 pm
Toonce wrote:Hey now, my mother is Swedish!!
(really!)
But a moose did not once bite my sister.
HEY NOW! My bike and it's current rider are Swedish. Careful or i'll Husqvarna you! (see other thread for definition of Husqvarna).
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
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by Toonce(s) » Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:16 pm
goose wrote:Toonce wrote:Hey now, my mother is Swedish!!
(really!)
But a moose did not once bite my sister.
HEY NOW! My bike and it's current rider are Swedish. Careful or i'll Husqvarna you! (see other thread for definition of Husqvarna).
Search function win! I owe you a jar of pickled herring for that.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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by Zer0 » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:43 am
Toonce wrote:But a moose did not once bite my sister.
same with my grandpa's car
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...