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sweet, sad , hilarious. Got a $137 bike?

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My Little Pony
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: Maine

sweet, sad , hilarious. Got a $137 bike?

Post by My Little Pony » Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:34 pm



Every dollar we spend is a vote for how we want the world to be

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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:01 pm

Right, I have couple of old Kawis with 3 pipes for him

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:51 pm

I think I could sell Goose's Husaberg to the kid for that price. The colour might break the sale, though...

My Little Pony
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: Maine

Post by My Little Pony » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:36 am

For so0me unexplainable reason, I'm inclined to believe that this kid's ad is legitimate. That said, I won't be selling my bike for $137. By the way Jonny, that picture in your avatar is the dog's bollocks!
Every dollar we spend is a vote for how we want the world to be

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:03 am

My Little Pony wrote:For so0me unexplainable reason, I'm inclined to believe that this kid's ad is legitimate. That said, I won't be selling my bike for $137. By the way Jonny, that picture in your avatar is the dog's bollocks!
Oh, I'm with you and will happily sell him Goose's Husa for 137 United States Dollars. I think it's a fair price for myself and the child. Not sure what Goose would think about it...

The avatar? Well, let's just say the work commute has it's exciting moments. :lol:

My Little Pony
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: Maine

Post by My Little Pony » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:28 am

Is that you? Really? I figured that was some vintage race photo. I want to go riding with you. Of course, you're probably fucking with me, and it's not you.
Every dollar we spend is a vote for how we want the world to be

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:32 am

My Little Pony wrote:Is that you? Really? I figured that was some vintage race photo. I want to go riding with you. Of course, you're probably fucking with me, and it's not you.
Yes I am fucking with you (not really intended) and it is not me. But we can all dream, right? (my dream is to be as fucking fearless around the Isle of Man on such a beautiful machine)

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Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:19 am

Sorry, but I won't take less than $143.78 for my bike. Keep saving, kid.

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Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:22 am

Has anyone phoned "Little a's" daddy yet?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:37 am

ME: picks up receiver, dials number. ringing...

THEM: HELLO?

ME: Ummm, is Little A there...?

THEM: What the Fu... uh, wait a minute...

BACKGROUND: Now yew stop yer bitchin' an' yew anser tha fone all polite and pathetic-like, like I told yew, unnerstan? I wann that fuggin motursickle!

ME: Uh, hello?

THEM: *sobs* Hello, *sobs* Mister, do you have a *sobs* modersickle for mah daddy...?...

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Sisyphus
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Post by Sisyphus » Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:52 am

Give you $500 for the Husaberg. I'll break my piggy bank for it.
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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:52 pm

SOLD!




...ummmm, Goose.....

My Little Pony
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: Maine

Post by My Little Pony » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:09 pm

If he doesn't respond, it's probably because he's changing the oil again.
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:16 pm

Jonny wrote:ME: picks up receiver, dials number. ringing...

THEM: HELLO?

ME: Ummm, is Little A there...?

THEM: What the Fu... uh, wait a minute...

BACKGROUND: Now yew stop yer bitchin' an' yew anser tha fone all polite and pathetic-like, like I told yew, unnerstan? I wann that fuggin motursickle!

ME: Uh, hello?

THEM: *sobs* Hello, *sobs* Mister, do you have a *sobs* modersickle for mah daddy...?...
Seriously?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:34 pm

My Little Pony wrote:Is that you? Really? I figured that was some vintage race photo. I want to go riding with you. Of course, you're probably fucking with me, and it's not you.
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if that it Johny ^^^

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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:15 pm

The one where he's got his wheels off the ground mid-corner I've actually done several times before.
It's cool because it doesn't feel like a slide, and doesn't affect the overall attitude of the bike, the whole thing just up and jumps over a couple of feet and you keep right on truckin'. You just have to remember to stay calm and fluid, and not overreact to it (or really react to it at all, actually; just stay light on the bars). It's pretty fun, but probably not very safe, all things considered.
EDIT: That all being said, I've done it at maybe 70 mph, tops. Homeboy there has probably got that beat by about a ton. I've got nothing to say about anything that happens above 150 (indicated), and that in a straight line.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:45 pm

I have jumped few rises and corners recently on the SuMo, feel pretty confident doing it, not so much on the Daytuna, probably has to do more with stiffer suspension.

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:06 am

DerGolgo wrote:
Jonny wrote:ME: picks up receiver, dials number. ringing...

THEM: HELLO?

ME: Ummm, is Little A there...?

THEM: What the Fu... uh, wait a minute...

BACKGROUND: Now yew stop yer bitchin' an' yew anser tha fone all polite and pathetic-like, like I told yew, unnerstan? I wann that fuggin motursickle!

ME: Uh, hello?

THEM: *sobs* Hello, *sobs* Mister, do you have a *sobs* modersickle for mah daddy...?...
Seriously?
No, but it is convincing. :D

Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
Location: the Olde Wheelery

Post by Pattio » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:09 am

on the Dirty Weekend ride I caught this image, showing that matpoc can somehow park a wheelie!

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-Pattio-

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Location: Oregon
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Post by Beemer Dan » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:10 pm

I love having a torquey bike! I don't think I could get both wheels off the ground in a way that would do anything useful, but if I whack the throttle proper in short blips I can get both wheels up pretty easily. the bad thing about that is if I do it too much I'll grind off important things :( The last time I changed the oil on my 850 Roadster the oil drain plug was ground almost to the pan (good thing it was an allen).
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

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