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sun rat
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special deal from amazon just for students

Post by sun rat » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:06 am

as someone who has had to search beyond the great beyond for stuff that i needed for research papers...

http://lifehacker.com/5585629/get-a-fre ... du-address

you get free two day shipping on orders for a year with a valid .EDU email address. they send the confirmation email to your edu email and then voila!


fuck it all.

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Post by dozer » Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:41 pm

word!thanks 8)
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Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).

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Post by Korpen » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:00 pm

jangleplatz! Thanks!
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Post by Beemer Dan » Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:29 am

Bugger! I need to go back to school!
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

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Post by sun rat » Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:17 am

Beemer Dan wrote:Bugger! I need to go back to school!
school rocks. i have to say that it's the overwhelmingly best part of abject poverty and complete celibacy that one could ever imagine.
fuck it all.

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Post by Beemer Dan » Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:09 pm

Bloody hell! I don't want to go to that school :shock: I think living next to OSU I've got a warped sense of what college is these days. (not that I could afford more than a couple weeks of classes there if I sold all my stuff and nabbed a fat loan).
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

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Post by sun rat » Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:27 pm

eh. i'm just well past my sell-by date. if you are a young hot chick or dude you will have plenty of sex available.

but really, i enjoy the classes at the junior and senior level. it's more than one could hope for in giving one opportunity for thinking outside the box.
fuck it all.

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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:48 am

Thanks for the heads up on the amazon deal.
Saw this post a while ago, but just joined.
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