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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Harley Davidson branded magnetic mount iPhone tank pouch.

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:26 pm



"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:44 pm

Is it OK to stick a magnet o your iPhone?
Seems like a bad idea. :?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:47 pm

That sort of thinking would involve an understanding of modern technology, which we all know Harley Davidson does not have.

Seems like a quick way to erase your data and brick your phone to me, too.

High shock, high vibration environment? Check.
Extended periods of direct sunlight? Check.
Lots of heat? Check.

Wait, I know, let's stick a big fucking magnet in there, too! That ought to just about do it.
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Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Post by Zim » Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:23 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:Extended periods of direct sunlight? Check.
?
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

goose
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Post by goose » Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:46 pm

Zim wrote:
WeAintFoundShit wrote:Extended periods of direct sunlight? Check.
?
open trailer.
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WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:48 pm

goose wrote:
Zim wrote:
WeAintFoundShit wrote:Extended periods of direct sunlight? Check.
?
open trailer.
Well played, gentlemen. Well played.
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Post by rolly » Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:21 am

:D ^
piccini9 wrote:Is it OK to stick a magnet o your iPhone?
Seems like a bad idea. :?
Shouldn't be a problem, actually. iPhones use a solid state drive that isn't sensitive to magnetism. I'm pretty sure that case wasn't made for iPhones despite having one in the picture though. You can see the outer edge of the phone in the opening, it's not holding on to it at all. So it would be a good way to lose your data and brick your phone, when it falls on to the highway.

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Post by Beemer Dan » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:32 pm

This is a Chewbacca on Endor thing. I've always considered my motorcycle the best tool for getting away from phones :D
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

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Post by Bigshankhank » Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:34 am

rolly wrote::D ^
piccini9 wrote:Is it OK to stick a magnet o your iPhone?
Seems like a bad idea. :?
Shouldn't be a problem, actually. iPhones use a solid state drive that isn't sensitive to magnetism. I'm pretty sure that case wasn't made for iPhones despite having one in the picture though. You can see the outer edge of the phone in the opening, it's not holding on to it at all. So it would be a good way to lose your data and brick your phone, when it falls on to the highway.
Yeah, I have a magnetic pouch I hold my iPod in and it hasn't failed me yet.
This is a Chewbacca on Endor thing. I've always considered my motorcycle the best tool for getting away from phones
I don't follow the analogy based on the description you've given. I always viewed Chewie on Endor as a Manute Bol in the land of Lilliput, no different except in one important manner.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:07 am

Bigshankhank wrote:
Yeah, I have a magnetic pouch I hold my iPod in and it hasn't failed me yet.
HE'S ONE OF THEM!!! GET HIM!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by tumbler » Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:28 pm

I stuck my phone in the map window of my tank bag on the way to rag, and it just did something like this:

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Post by motorpsycho67 » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:16 pm

goose wrote:
open trailer.


:lol:
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Beemer Dan
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Post by Beemer Dan » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:04 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:I don't follow the analogy based on the description you've given. I always viewed Chewie on Endor as a Manute Bol in the land of Lilliput, no different except in one important manner.
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They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

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Post by scumbag » Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:02 am

goose wrote:
Zim wrote:
WeAintFoundShit wrote:Extended periods of direct sunlight? Check.
?
open trailer.
Awesome.
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