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gazza
Minister of Weather Control
Location: Andalucia

WE BETTER HAVE THIS AT DOOM

Post by gazza » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:47 pm

or I'm not going.

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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:57 pm

Nae problemo laddie, I'll bring the Vile Substance That Shall Not Be Named™, you bring the good weather.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

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Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
Location: the Olde Wheelery

Post by Pattio » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:22 am

Hydration is so important for safety- its great to see them sharing that bottle of gatorade.
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Vespalina
Magnum Jihad
Location: Philadelphia, PA
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Post by Vespalina » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:08 am

I think we'll probably have to hold this event in the BACK parking lot.
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gazza
Minister of Weather Control
Location: Andalucia

Post by gazza » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:50 pm

I was thinking in the main ballroom with Rev and his girl singing Johnny Cash.
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rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
Location: Greater Trauma Area
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Post by rolly » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:07 pm

Yes.
Last year suffered from a great deficiency in drunken singing.
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Beemer Dan
Dark Poohbah
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Post by Beemer Dan » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:34 pm

gazza wrote:I was thinking in the main ballroom with Rev and his girl singing Johnny Cash.
My vote is for this :mrgreen:
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:54 pm

I thought this might belong here.
<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VZ2CSpNze5Q&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VZ2CSpNze5Q&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

You know, after the Vile Substance That Shall Not Be Named™.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

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gazza
Minister of Weather Control
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Post by gazza » Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:20 pm

P, have you been drinking already?
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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:23 pm

gazza wrote:P, have you been drinking already?
Sadly, no. I have not.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

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Vespalina
Magnum Jihad
Location: Philadelphia, PA
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Post by Vespalina » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:14 am

piccini9 wrote:I thought this might belong here.
<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VZ2CSpNze5Q&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VZ2CSpNze5Q&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

You know, after the Vile Substance That Shall Not Be Named™.
Rochambeau anyone?
<embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms: ... com:103724" width="480" height="400" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" flashVars="autoPlay=false&dist=www.southparkstudios.com&orig=" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000"></embed>
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rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
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Post by rolly » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:40 am

Vespalina wrote: Rochambeau anyone?
No, thanks. But you go ahead.
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:53 pm

rolly wrote:
Vespalina wrote: Rochambeau anyone?
No, thanks. But you go ahead.
What is this Rochambeau you are all talking about?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.
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Vespalina
Magnum Jihad
Location: Philadelphia, PA
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Post by Vespalina » Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:51 am

DerGolgo wrote:
rolly wrote:
Vespalina wrote: Rochambeau anyone?
No, thanks. But you go ahead.
What is this Rochambeau you are all talking about?
Watch the South Park Rochambeau clip above ^^^^^

Main Entry: Rochambeau
Pronunciation: \ˌrō-ˌsham-ˈbō\

(definition from the Urban Dictionary)

Noun:
1. A French general who was in command of 6,000 troops during the American Revolution, fought with General Washington at Yorktown.

Verb:
1. A name used originally by people playing Ultimate (Ultimate Frisbee) for the game Rock Paper Scissors. Used to determine who would throw first. Also written Roshambo and Row-Sham-Bow.

2. A different game under the same name created by the TV show South Park where two people would kick each other in the crotch until one of them would fall over or give-up, used to determine the winner of an argument.
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:28 am

Vespalina wrote: 2. A different game under the same name created by the TV show South Park where two people would kick each other in the crotch until one of them would fall over or give-up, used to determine the winner of an argument.
Oh, right.
They called that "Rambo it out" in the jerry dub.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.
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