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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
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Way to Make an Exit...
This chick is my hero... and a "HOPA" indeed!
http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-qui ... et-twitter
--Jaeger
http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-qui ... et-twitter
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
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From the headline, I was sure this was going to be about the flight attendant who called out the passenger who had hit him with a bag on the planes PA, inflated the escape chute, grabbed some beers and slid away.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
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Me too when I first received it -- but she's way cuter.rolly wrote:From the headline, I was sure this was going to be about the flight attendant who called out the passenger who had hit him with a bag on the planes PA, inflated the escape chute, grabbed some beers and slid away.
(And smarter. And classier.)
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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dozer
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it's a wonder what some listerine and not being an asshole will do..she might have taken that HOPA thing as a compliment. his loss.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
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Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Somethings telling me she won't exactly get a glowing reference. Shame, really. That stuff about her boss is the kind of thing you leave behind as an anonymous goodbye bomb, timed to go off when you have already found a new gig. On the other hand, she is quite hot.
The flight attendant, on the other hand, two things come to mind:
What a way to go - if you're gonna do it, do it right. With a grandiose show of panache. He could do well working the talk-show circuit and maybe hawking anger-management.
The flight attendant, on the other hand, two things come to mind:
What a way to go - if you're gonna do it, do it right. With a grandiose show of panache. He could do well working the talk-show circuit and maybe hawking anger-management.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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And faker, much faker.Jaeger wrote:Me too when I first received it -- but she's way cuter.rolly wrote:From the headline, I was sure this was going to be about the flight attendant who called out the passenger who had hit him with a bag on the planes PA, inflated the escape chute, grabbed some beers and slid away.
(And smarter. And classier.)
--Jaeger
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
That sucks.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
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Yeah, the flight attendant wins the week in my opinion. How many jobs come with a P.A. system, beer on hand to steal and a fucking escape slide!!! That is pure excellent! The way the airline industry is going the people on the plane were lucky it wasn't the pilot 
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Admittedly so.rolly wrote:
And faker, much faker.
http://thechive.com/2010/08/11/a-word-f ... 16-photos/
Full story at TechCrunch
I think the word hoax has too negative a connotation for something temporary like this, as an attempt to defraud, something that had to be proven untrue against the creator. Bring on more of the performing art pieces!
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Cherry Poppin' Daddies
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Cherry Poppin' Daddies
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
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yes, that's excellent news, it means we have more chances to get to see her again than if she really was a model employee somewhere.Jaeger wrote:D'oh.rolly wrote: And faker, much faker.
Still, she's quite a HOPA, doncha think?
--Jaeger
I'm not really from around here.