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by Toonce(s) » Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:02 pm
Are you familiar with the first 5 minutes of Tropic Thunder???
What you have posted.. I just can't say for sure if it is real or not. Superb. The section in the car starting at :55 had me convinced it was an SNL skit, but then I lost confidence.
From the CNN story: "The witness asked not to be identified so that he does not anger the juggalos."
Really. Really? (giggle) Not the best day to be a writer for CNN.
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It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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by The Shifty Jesus » Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:25 pm
Wow. There are no words.
Well there probably are, but not in my vocabulary.
What the fuck was that? How have I never heard of this?
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by rolly » Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:59 pm
"She took her top off and they got really violent," he said.
Juggalos hate boobs? They're more fucked up than I thought.
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by piccini9 » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:05 am
I just couldn't look away.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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by MATPOC » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:21 am
Vanilla Ice sealed the deal, I'm going next year!
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by Pattio » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:45 am
Rev wrote:
Anyways, this video is 17 and a half minutes long and it just keeps on giving. The Insane Clown Posse truly do live in a magical world.
Hee hee "seminars."
I thought I knew a little about this scene and I had no idea what a wild 17 minute train-wreck I was about to go on. I just lost respect for every parody of these guys I have ever seen. They transcend parody. I am in awe.
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by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:53 am
First thing... SEMINARS? On what? Doing meth and knocking up your sister? (After writing that I noticed that Rev pointed that out too... double funny)
Next... What in the fuck did the voiceover guy say at 10:52 right before HELICOPTER RIDES... also, HELICOPTER RIDES???
They did say that there would be a... HATCHET HOUSE BUBBLE FOAM PARTY? What the fuck is that?
Honestly... I didn't know that most of the things that they talked about were even things. This was very informative. That was the best, most confusing, 17 minutes I have spent this whole year.
I was skeptical up until I saw the trailer for the movie... then I shit my pants with glee, put it next on my netflix queue, ordered it from amazon, (overnight bitches) and slapped my sister right across her clown painted face. How is it possible to not be excited for clown faced people making a western. That is 100% pure amazing.
I presume it will indeed be "The greatest time you mutherfucker [sic] will ever have. I put that on my nuts bitch."
I would like to start the planning for the UTMC get together next year that just so happens to take place at the same time and place as the gathering #12. It could be epic. Also... dozer just might crash a dual sport into a jugglette (sp?) dislocate his shoulder and get some chlamydia. I want to be there for that.
Remember RJ will be there "He does have good dick jokes." Really? Is he a comedian now?
One last thing... Gallagher? Really?
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by Toonce(s) » Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:21 pm
"Coming to regulate Ninjas,..."
I'd like to see the ninja regulations. OSHA? National Ninja Association Standards?
And sorry, Tom Green. You have fallen so far from the dead raccoon in the bag.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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by Zer0 » Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:17 pm
I want my time back--every second I wasted watching the vid and reading everything. I want it all back. Reset.
Fuck yall yo.
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by motorpsycho67 » Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:30 pm
I just can't bring myself to watch that. I'd rather not know.
Hillbilly flatbillers with clown paint. No thanks.
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by gazza » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:07 pm
I could only make it for 11 minutes.
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by absent_carlo » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:45 pm
I have a deep feeling of cognitive dissonance inside.
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by Ban Guzzi » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:45 pm
motorpsycho67 wrote:I just can't bring myself to watch that. I'd rather not know.
Hillbilly flatbillers with clown paint. No thanks.
+1
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by erosvamp » Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:12 pm
I can honestly say that I am glad this was one of three posts I have read in the past week.
Awesome.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan wrestling some guy at 4am by the light of... flashlights?
Count me in.
Mag, can we go next year? Please.
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by dozer » Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:20 pm
every time I click this thread I do not have 17 minutes to waste. next time I'm at work, I'll make sure to turn it up loud.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
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If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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by Pattio » Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:41 am
I only had to watch it once and its still ringing in my head. The mock-angry/pleading-sad announcer sounds like The Mighty Oz dominating your shit from behind that flimsy curtain. I love that they are promising variety and diversity of music as a selling point, yet all the acts seem to be coming from the same wellspring, and they have now made plenty of buzz for throwing things at performers. Who throws a beer can at the Method Man? Throwing feces at Tila Tequila I pretty much consider common sense, but if these guys will throw a beer can at da mef I have to speculate they are out of control. I love the genius of the all-our-bands-are-masked theme- its so incredibly flexible and sustainable. Need a new masked-bassist? You don't even need to find a handsome one! I love the obvious struggle to attract and cater to women. I can't stop muttering 'seminars' in my announcer voice. I may never watch it again and still, sometime tomorrow, I will probably say 'seminars'.
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by piccini9 » Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:19 am
Seminars.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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by thrasherbill » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:40 pm
Do peeps really fuckin' talk like dat, bitches? Yo.
My brain hurts.
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by SomeMook » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:05 pm
Wow. I'm going go have to watch that movie now.
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by Zer0 » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:23 am
thrasherbill wrote:Do peeps really fuckin' talk like dat, bitches? Yo.
My brain hurts.
Straight, bitch!
(Seriously, Billy: high concentration of peeps like that where I live, Flatbillers, Metal Mulisha, whatever--which explains why I hole up in my house and demand my sons hike up their drawers and speak proper English--and when not holed up, I'm riding through it)
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by Sisyphus » Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:11 pm
Having been to the first Lalapalooza and only realizing that things can only be taken further 20 years + later, I believe the hype. Granted, some of it is bullshit but shit, I'd go.
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by piccini9 » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:11 am
Juggalos, for Zim.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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by Zer0 » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:55 pm
By the way, a prof I work with at my school loves ICP, and goes to all the shows, but is nothing like these people.
She's a brilliant teacher as well. Crazy world.
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'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
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by flounder » Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:46 pm
ummm....that wasn't a parody? This gathering actually exists?
Since we are terrorists, I propose we acquire a low yield tactical nuke and lob it at the 12th annual......
Think what good it would do for the gene pool.......
Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
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by Pattio » Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:44 pm
flounder wrote:ummm....that wasn't a parody? This gathering actually exists?
Since we are also misfits, I propose we congratulate them for finding their kindred souls and throwing a big party......
fixed that for ya.
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by piccini9 » Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:08 pm
I heart Pattio.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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by flounder » Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:17 pm
Pattio wrote:flounder wrote:ummm....that wasn't a parody? This gathering actually exists?
Since we are also misfits, I propose we congratulate them for finding their kindred souls and throwing a big party......
fixed that for ya.
Naturally I think mine was better.....but thanks!
Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer.
