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Slash 6
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver, CO
smack that penguin!
W.W.T.S.D.
What Would Tony Soprano Do?
01 Speed Triple
04 1150 GS Adventure
72 CB 400
my one car garage is getting crowded
What Would Tony Soprano Do?
01 Speed Triple
04 1150 GS Adventure
72 CB 400
my one car garage is getting crowded
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
You are a very bad person....why did you show me this?
The flipping sun just went up outside, I have to get up in four hours even though it is a holiday here......you are a very, very bad person.
The flipping sun just went up outside, I have to get up in four hours even though it is a holiday here......you are a very, very bad person.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
I'm late for a meeting, but I finallly broke into the 900s.
937.4
937.4
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
1065.8! but it isn't a lunch meeting so It's not that important
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
And it only took you six years! Now you can finally get on with your life!Zer0 wrote:1065.8! but it isn't a lunch meeting so It's not that important
Important stuff has happened in the meantime:
- The President is black (the President of the USA. Seriously!)
- Congress approved universal healthcare (kinda)
- The government bought General Motors (instead of the other way around)
- Turns out boozing will make you live longer
- They stopped making Buells
- Wide World of Sports and American Chopper have been cancelled
- Apple is now making telephones
- They made a "The Simpsons" movie!
- Turns out house prices could go down after all. And Fast!
- Michael Jackson is dead!
Some things, however, have stayed the same, so it's not all culture shock:
- Osama Bin Laden is still at large
- The war in Afghanistan is still going on and combat operations in Iraq are over. Again. Really, this time they mean it! Those 50k soldiers left there are just "advising".
- America is still best buddies with the Chinese Politburo
So, how do you like the future?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Aggroton
- Chuck Asap
- Location: Wrenchtown
American chopper is still on. Im just saying,
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thats a sweet bike.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
1126.6
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
915
Damn you Greg!
EDIT: 941.1
Damn you!
Damn you Greg!
EDIT: 941.1
Damn you!
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'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Rev wrote: Relax, man.
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/drift.htm
Damnit!!!!
19,900
Screw you guys!
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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Davros
- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
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207,600Rev wrote: Relax, man.
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/drift.htm
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
1055.1
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'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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thack
- Magnum Jihad
215100 / 1114.8motorpsycho67 wrote:Rev wrote: Relax, man.
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/drift.htm
Damnit!!!!
19,900
Screw you guys!
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
how do you guys jerk off if you play internet games this much? wait...unless....you're jer...oh GROSS.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
You mean smacking the penguin while they "smack the penguin"?dozer wrote:how do you guys jerk off if you play internet games this much? wait...unless....you're jer...oh GROSS.
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
You are sick, but only because you beat me to posting the exact same thingGroove wrote:You mean smacking the penguin while they "smack the penguin"?dozer wrote:how do you guys jerk off if you play internet games this much? wait...unless....you're jer...oh GROSS.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Aaah. The image of Groove "beating" Toonce with a blooody prnguin head, Groove in his clown suit, Toonce in his nun getup. . .Toonce wrote:You are sick, but only because you beat me to posting the exact same thingGroove wrote:You mean smacking the penguin while they "smack the penguin"?dozer wrote:how do you guys jerk off if you play internet games this much? wait...unless....you're jer...oh GROSS.
you people
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Whiskeywrist
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle, WA
- Contact: