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THE ASSPLODING HAMMER RETURNS!

Post by DerGolgo » Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:57 am

Remember this one?

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Well, looks like it's called Mega Bomba and they do it EVERY YEAR! (At least judging by the video titles...)

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VUF3eZtB2oE?fs ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VUF3eZtB2oE?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/661XSaju8aQ?fs ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/661XSaju8aQ?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>


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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:06 am

NEEDS MOAR JUGGALOS!

Even at my age, blowing shit up is still porn to me.
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Post by dozer » Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:12 am

this will be my mecca
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Post by piccini9 » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:11 pm

The Shifty Jesus wrote: Even at my age, blowing shit up is still porn to me.
Blowing shit up never gets old.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by JustNate » Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:36 pm

If this activity was not destined for DOOM I don't know what is.
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Post by Toonce(s) » Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:31 pm

Looks like a great way to hunt chipmunks.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.

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Post by Jaeger » Sat Sep 04, 2010 7:43 pm

piccini9 wrote: Blowing shit up never gets old.
Listen to me: it NEVER gets old.

And I, if anybody, should know better.

(Though I am a bit more circumspect than I once was...)
IdentityCrisis wrote:If this activity was not destined for DOOM I don't know what is.
You fuckers really are determined to out-do me here, ain'cha?

Still, if y'all are building exploding hammers... I'm so there. Just don't let M know. Shhhhh...

:mrgreen:


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Post by Ames » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:27 am

Gods I love watching that stuff. But I think I think too much to actually have the nerve to do it. Watching that one guy stagger away all stunned and dopey looking made me think that I NEVER need to swing one of those fuckers. :lol:
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Post by Jonny » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:55 pm

AllTheSurgicalMaskAllTheTime

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