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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

got choppers?

Post by MATPOC » Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:22 pm

not sure how they can ride something like this, at least it looks like every one of them is hand made, not some catalog bolt on accessory

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scumbag
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Location: Dubbya-Eh

Post by scumbag » Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:48 pm

1:30 Sweeeeeeet ergos.
From Rev:
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A: Fuck you.

CarolinaBoy
Magnum Jihad
Location: Seattle, WA

Post by CarolinaBoy » Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:59 pm

Me no can understand.

Shit those are wild. I'd probably ride the bobber at 0:24.

Haha. The one at 1:30... the pipes are right at his right ear! Gnarly.

calamari kid
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Post by calamari kid » Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:59 pm

1:30 dreams of wheelies on sportbikes.
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Toonce(s)
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Post by Toonce(s) » Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:20 pm

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It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.

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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
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Post by MATPOC » Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:48 pm

Are you saying that Jap chopper builders draw their inspiration from Dali?

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Post by piccini9 » Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:08 pm

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Toonce(s)
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Post by Toonce(s) » Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:33 pm

MATPOC wrote:Are you saying that Jap chopper builders draw their inspiration from Dali?
I doubt that level of sophistication, but maybe there is some element of the collective unconscious at work.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.

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xtian
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Post by xtian » Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:18 pm

the guy at 1.30 probably just has a tinier park space than the others, but still, he lives it 100%
I'm not really from around here.

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:44 am

I'd never, ever want to ride one of those bikes, or in that pack, but I'd totally be stoked to see that pack of weird ass bikes rolling down the freeway!
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

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motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:06 am

I used to have a customer with a Captain America replica.

Fuck that.
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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:38 am

motorpsycho67 wrote:I used to have a customer with a Captain America replica.

Fuck that.
There was not one replica in that flock, every one unique and different, not like here all bolt-on catalog crap, rarely see something worth paying attention

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:10 am

motorpsycho67 wrote:I used to have a customer with a Captain America replica.
Why the past tense? You don't happen to own a pickup and a shotgun, do ya?

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motorpsycho67
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Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:19 am

MATPOC wrote:
motorpsycho67 wrote:I used to have a customer with a Captain America replica.

Fuck that.
There was not one replica in that flock, every one unique and different, not like here all bolt-on catalog crap, rarely see something worth paying attention

That's not what I was referring to. I just meant that riding bikes with an 8 foot wheelbase ain't fun when ya gotta turn.
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:03 am

I had to pick up this bike when I was in FLA couple years ago, thought it would be fun to ride it back to the shop from Ft Lauderdale to Pompano Beach, worst fucking ride ever! Owner takes it on 400 mile trips, I barely made 20 miles in one piece!

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motorpsycho67
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:07 am

Yeah, choppers rule.......
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

Zer0
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Post by Zer0 » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:34 pm

Zim wrote:
motorpsycho67 wrote:I used to have a customer with a Captain America replica.
Why the past tense? You don't happen to own a pickup and a shotgun, do ya?

:mrgreen:
Uh oh. He has a goiter too.
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