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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Toothbrush recommendations?
I just thought you all would want to know that I found my two year old giving himself anal pleasure with my electric toothbrush.
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Keep in mind that's only if he doesn't become fixated at that stage...Rev wrote:And Rolly, Freud's anal stage takes place between two and three years old, so MLP's kid is pretty much on track. Don't worry, he'll move on to the genital stage soon.
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i wonder how long he's been doing it for while you used that toothbrush
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Yeah...next time you come over...uhm...sorry, the bathroom is...uhm...broken.BackDoorBarbie wrote:seriously, i didnt figure that out the electric toothbrush thing until last year.rolly wrote:You must be proud, that's quite advanced for a 2 year old.
Cheers,
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My bathroom is fine.Ames wrote:Yeah...next time you come over...uhm...sorry, the bathroom is...uhm...broken.BackDoorBarbie wrote:seriously, i didnt figure that out the electric toothbrush thing until last year.rolly wrote:You must be proud, that's quite advanced for a 2 year old.
Just sayin...
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Oh, he knows the genitals, he's been all over that since about day three. Little pervert.Rev wrote:You were right, I did want to know that.My Little Pony wrote:I just thought you all would want to know that I found my two year old giving himself anal pleasure with my electric toothbrush.
And Rolly, Freud's anal stage takes place between two and three years old, so MLP's kid is pretty much on track. Don't worry, he'll move on to the genital stage soon.
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OMG! I did the exact same thing. My parents tell everyone about it at Thanksgiving.Beemer Dan wrote:Man, that totally beats the hell out of the story my parents had about me running out to the ice cream truck naked.
Clarification: I was four and I was having a bath.
Clarification: It was last Thursday and I was doing yoga and huffing model airplane glue.
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"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams