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Dozer.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Dozer.
I fucking love it to death that you have a Jim Bishop quote in your sig line.
That fucking meth'd out, crazy old, castle building bastard.
He's a classic!
That fucking meth'd out, crazy old, castle building bastard.
He's a classic!
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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dozer
- Hammer Time
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since apparently you missed these videos..
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as to what I did....when we all rolled up that crazy bastard was yelling about the government conspiring to get him and how great god was....so we just started arguing and yelling at each other...when it came time to leave, I think he wanted me to stay and just had a funny way of showing it
I always forget you were OG denver crew....whats your story with bishop?
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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I met the guy back in 2001. A crew of mine used to throw "private" raves in the castle that would last for about three days at a stretch.
Jim would come and hang out and talk all of his crazy shit about missile launchers in the forest and the government and god. The man is a real nutter.
Never seen him go off on anyone personally, though. But for some reason he liked us. (Even after one of us accidentally set the floor of the main room on fire, and I had sex on one of the catwalks in front of a bunch of tourists at 10am on Memorial Day.)
I did know that he had a son who'd died. That right there will mess a person up, bigtime. Didn't know the whole story, though, just the various rumors and legends.
And to tell you the truth, I don't know how a person could build what he built NOT on meth!

Jim would come and hang out and talk all of his crazy shit about missile launchers in the forest and the government and god. The man is a real nutter.
Never seen him go off on anyone personally, though. But for some reason he liked us. (Even after one of us accidentally set the floor of the main room on fire, and I had sex on one of the catwalks in front of a bunch of tourists at 10am on Memorial Day.)
I did know that he had a son who'd died. That right there will mess a person up, bigtime. Didn't know the whole story, though, just the various rumors and legends.
And to tell you the truth, I don't know how a person could build what he built NOT on meth!
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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He really liked Dozer too, until he didn't. He was shouting "I LIKE LEWIS! HE'S A FREE THINKER! YOU ALL SHOULD BE MORE LIKE LEWIS! WHERE DID LEWIS GO?" while dozer was exploring the castle.WeAintFoundShit wrote:I met the guy back in 2001. A crew of mine used to throw "private" raves in the castle that would last for about three days at a stretch.
Jim would come and hang out and talk all of his crazy shit about missile launchers in the forest and the government and god. The man is a real nutter.
Never seen him go off on anyone personally, though. But for some reason he liked us. (Even after one of us accidentally set the floor of the main room on fire, and I had sex on one of the catwalks in front of a bunch of tourists at 10am on Memorial Day.)
I did know that he had a son who'd died. That right there will mess a person up, bigtime. Didn't know the whole story, though, just the various rumors and legends.
And to tell you the truth, I don't know how a person could build what he built NOT on meth!
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
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dozer
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mclovinxtian wrote:great story.
who's lewis?
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
this all confirms my stand that nothing good comes out of mixing it up with a nut. Everyone involved will be absolutely positive the other is fuckedup crazy; if anything it might even feed the demons the nutter already has to live with.
I've domne it and I know.
trying not to be holier than thou, but I've dealt with lots of unbalanced people.
And Dozer, if you're really the smartass you think you are, you should have told Mr. Bishop that thre reason your grip is so strong is from all the grounding and pounding you do. Yopu dumb kid.
I've domne it and I know.
trying not to be holier than thou, but I've dealt with lots of unbalanced people.
And Dozer, if you're really the smartass you think you are, you should have told Mr. Bishop that thre reason your grip is so strong is from all the grounding and pounding you do. Yopu dumb kid.
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Me too. That old man may be a bit daffy, but the fucker is clearly strong as a fucking ox -- as evidenced by the ease with which, for example, he could throw some moderately-sized boulders. I'd wager some of those boulders were about Dozer sized...Aggroton wrote:I would pay alot of money to see dozer try and ground and pound bishop.
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