...she is hot.
She is smart.
She said she rides dirt bikes.
I asked her what.
She said she rides a YZ250 and a YZ250f.
She asked me what I ride.
I told her I just got a KTM, and her eyes got really big, and she got really excited, and she said "Oooohhhh, I've always really wanted to ride one of those! Is it kick, or electric?"
We have a tentative date.
To go ride dirtbikes.
She wants to tag along to the racetrack... just to check it out.
Wish me luck on this one, ladies and gentlemen.
Send good "She doesn't already have a boyfriend, isn't a psycho freak job, and wants more than a ride on my KTM" vibes my way.
If nothing else, I'm just fucking stoked to have a local riding partner (who can show me all of the good trails).
But if it's something else, then I'm 100 times MORE stoked.
Coz damn... She had me at "Kick or electric?"
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I met a girl...
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Re: I met a girl...
WeAintFoundShit wrote: If nothing else, I'm just fucking stoked to have a local riding partner (who can show me all of her happy trail).
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
bon chance...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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ninemileskid
- Magnum Jihad
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
heres to hoping she's crazy in the fun way and likes to bone and wheelie.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Mean Chuck
- Delaware Destroyer
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
- Contact:
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Eh, I've got nothin cept to echo the well wishes.....
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'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.