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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Is that annoying?
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the best christmas lights ever!
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Oh yes. The best use of Xmas lights, period.
HAIL SANTA x 666!!!
Now watch those Trans Siberian Railroad parasites are gonna jump on it
HAIL SANTA x 666!!! Now watch those Trans Siberian Railroad parasites are gonna jump on it
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
yes!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Mean Chuck
- Delaware Destroyer
In the spirit of all things heavy and merry-
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Zer0, Mrs. Zer0 and Zer0 point one and two enjoyed both much
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: the best christmas lights ever!
You wouldn't happen to have an alternative link or the title of the clip in question? Sony Music are book-burning fascist cunts and wont let me watch this.stiles wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFjI7gT1FvI
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
google "slayer Christmas lights"
this site includes the clip, but it is still youtube, so IDK if it'll work: http://boingboing.net/2010/11/22/slayer ... s-lig.html
this site includes the clip, but it is still youtube, so IDK if it'll work: http://boingboing.net/2010/11/22/slayer ... s-lig.html
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
I've enjoyed watching this every year since '09 or whenever it came up first. I've actually taken quite a liking to Slayer, even though I never reallllly liked them. But this song makes me think of Christmas.
Whoever's house this is, he must be something of a comic -and electrical- genius.
On edit:
Here's what he's doing this year. Seems to have toned it down a bit but the singing snowman takes the cake:
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Whoever's house this is, he must be something of a comic -and electrical- genius.
On edit:
Here's what he's doing this year. Seems to have toned it down a bit but the singing snowman takes the cake:
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Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Toned down, yes. I'd say more refined or minimal, and less in your face--a funny thing to do with Slayer.
But yes, that snowman made me snort every time I saw him. Too good. Brilliant!
But yes, that snowman made me snort every time I saw him. Too good. Brilliant!
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'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact: